Son Takes The Term “MILF” Way Too Literally

•November 19, 2008 • Leave a Comment

The 26-year-old man moved from Western Australia in February this year to live with his mother in Darwin.

On May 29, they were watching television when he told her: “Why don’t women want me. I can’t get no women here,” the Northern Territory Supreme Court was told.

The son then pulled his mother’s pants down, took a condom out of his wallet, and had sex with her.

They had sex again before the mother got into her wheelchair and went to her bedroom.

The woman – who suffers from rheumatoid arthritis and has been dependent on a wheelchair for the past seven years – told her doctor about the incident the following day and the man was arrested.

He pleaded guilty to two counts of having sex with a person knowing that the person was his mother and faces three years in prison with a non-parole period of six months.

The mother said she felt “betrayed, lost, lonely and very upset”, and that the son, who was drunk at the time of the offence, was “extremely remorseful”.

She also said the fact that he had been raised by his father in Western Australia meant the two did not share “a normal mother-child bond”. […what a douche]

The case is the first of its kind in the Northern Territory.

Read Article: News.Com.au

The next time you have a few too many Fosters and wake up next to some dingo of a person, just think of this guy, and you’ll feel way better about yourself… Waaaay better.

[New] Star Trek XI Trailer – High Quality

•November 19, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Star Trek is being directed by J.J. Abrams who also directed MI:III, Cloverfield and produced such series as Lost and Alias.

The movie features Leonard Nimoy and Zachary Quinto as the old and young Spock. Chris Pine is Kirk. The movie also features Eric Bana, Winona Ryder, Zoe Saldana, Karl Urban, Bruce Greenwood, John Cho, Simon Pegg and Anton Yelchin.

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Talent Call: Presenter

•November 19, 2008 • Leave a Comment

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 C4, New Zealand’s leading free-to-air youth entertainment channel
is on the look out for new on air talent.

We’re looking for people with a passionate work ethic, comprehensive knowledge of music and popular culture, and the confidence to portray it all in front of the camera. Experience in broadcasting and knowledge of pre and post production would be a bonus, but not a prerequisite.

No showreel = No interview.

Those who believe that the rewards of a job in TV come without hard work need not apply.

Still interested? Please send CV with DVD show reel to Heidi Martin by 5pm on 30th.

Heidi Martin
Office Administration Manager
C4 Television
New Zealand

For contact details visit: SEEK

Only people with the right to work in New Zealand may apply for this position. For advice on obtaining New Zealand work or residence visas visit: New Zealand Immigration Service 

ZUBBLES!!!

•November 18, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Z U B B L E S

For over ten years, researchers have battled to discover the way to make colored bubbles. [Not the bubble gum kind] Mission Accomplished!

Red

Now they come in colors. Not that I expect them to be flavored i.e. red is cherry, green is lime, etc. I expect they still retain that extra special soap flavor.

But they actually have true color now! These aren’t the colors that a normal bubble would cause by refracting light. These are truly colored-purple, red, green, and more. It’s pretty cool looking.

I want to eat it

Past experiments that infused color into the thin membrane of soap that forms a bubble have resulted in several mishaps-mostly due to what happens when the bubble pops. The chemicals used would stain practically everything, from clothing to faces. Chemical burns were not uncommon [youch].

Then there was the weight factor. The chemicals used for coloration would sink to the bottom of the bubble, weighing it down. And what’s a non-floating bubble worth? Not much.

Inventor Tim Kehoe carried many of these woes. He even managed to turn his eyeballs blue when an experimental bubble popped in his face.

Blue

The first colored bubble was invented in Kehoe’s kitchen; it was blue. He actually called his wife into the room to see the bubble because, after experimenting with hundreds of formulas over the years, he thought he was hallucinating. But this variation still carried a major issue: it stained everything it touched.

So he went back to the drawing board and after various other ventures [working for a toy firm] he started his own independent toy company with business partners Guy Haddleton.

Enter Ram Sabnis, a dye chemist who thought that Kehoe’s goal was obtainable. In February of 2005, he broke the code and devised a manner to create colored bubbles that easily washed away upon bursting and did not leave any residue behind.

Ta-da

Kehoe is hoping to roll these bubbles out on the market by February 2009.

Visit: Zubbles

McDonalds Japan Goes No-Brand with Quarter Pounder Shops

•November 18, 2008 • 2 Comments

Quarter Pounder

McDonalds Japan is testing the waters of no-brand marketing with newly opened Quarter Pounder stores in Tokyo.

Generic packaging, minimalist decor, a two-item menu – and not a clown in sight! That goes for the websiteas well. McDonalds Japan’s dip into no-brand marketing comes as quite a shock to those who see the global burger master as the poster child for brand name advertising.

Quarter Pounder

curious customers are lining up to get into Quarter Pounder’s stark black & red shops. When they finally squeeze through the door, menu choices can be arrived at by a coin flip: a Quarter Pounder with Cheese Set for 500 yen [about $5.15] or a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese Set that goes for 600 yen [about $6.20]. It’s been noted by some that McDonalds burgers are smaller in Japan, so take that into account before judging whether either set is a good deal.

promoting the concept

Quarter Pounder may look low key, but make no mistake – the might of McDonalds’ marketing has been put to good use promoting the concept. The “Quarter Pounder Big Secret”campaign utilizes ad venues from viral online marketing to hired hands handing out flyers to passersby.

Shit, I guess I’m helping them out in that department…

Can You Say: Pika-fuck’n’ell

•November 18, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Ack! Saying this lady loves Pikachu is an understatement.

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Known as “Pikabellechu,” the 32-year-old PikaHolic owns over 8,000 Pikachu goods, including a Pikachu car she named “PikaBug.”

THE AWESOME PikaBug

The Guinness World Record Member Pokemon Master writes:

I attend many anime conventions, car shows and do lots of events for children.. Official Pokemon Events, Birthday parties, School events and so on mostly as the Pokemon Character Ash cause I can do his voice dead on.. I am also a cartoonist and paint many murals around my town and teach children art classes at a local craft store… Now I do alot of promotional things with Pokemon as there characters and my Poke’Womon Princesses… and one day I shall Catch Em’ All…

Yeah, well, good luck with that.

RIDICULOUSLY OVER THE TOP OBSESSION WITH POKEMON, I CHOOSE YOU!!!

McFly Is The Shit! (BTTF Metal Edition)

•November 17, 2008 • Leave a Comment

LOLZOR Come’on you know you love it.

Why Is Ronald McDonald Always Smiling?

•November 17, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Cheeseburger for blowjob?

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Do You Have What It Takes to Title Porn?

•November 17, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Josef Fritzl ‘wanted to make dungeon a tourist attraction to raise money’

•November 17, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Tell me if you’ve heard this one before: A man walks into a dungeon…

Austrian, Josef Fritzl has been charged with murderA court-appointed psychiatrist has determined that Austrian incest suspect Josef Fritzl was sane when he raped, impregnated and imprisoned his daughter.

Fritzl, 73, wanted to charge visitors to enter his former home in the town of Amstetten in a bid to raise money for his traumatised family.

His sister-in-law, named only as Christine R, revealed his plans in an interview with the Austrian tabloid Oesterreich on Saturday. She said: “He actually wanted to make a tourist attraction out of his house with the dungeon where he kept Elisabeth, and charge ten euros for entrance.

“It is completely mad. The family was supposed to get the proceeds, but, naturally, all of them rejected his ‘business’ proposal.”

He has confessed to imprisoning and sexually abusing his daughter Elisabeth, 42, in a rat-infested, windowless subterranean bunker beneath his home, where she gave birth to seven of his children.

Last week, he was charged with murdering one of the children he fathered by his daughter. Prosecutors say he is responsible for his son’s death as he failed to get proper medical attention when the baby fell ill shortly after birth.

The 73-year-old retired electrician has also been charged with rape, incest, false imprisonment and slavery.

His daughter Elisabeth and her six surviving children, aged five to 19, are living together at a secret location and are said to be recovering with the aid of psychological counselling provided by the state.

His trial is expected to begin in March 2009, and Fritzl will be facing a life in prison where he will see the light of day and be pampered unlike his own daughter. You crazy sane mofo!

Cheers Jess for the update.

Movie News

•November 17, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Monopoly Board Game & Ridley Scott
Genre darling Ridley Scott is going to bring to life the famous monocle man in a film adaptation of the famous Hasbro board game Monopoly. Yes, you heard me right – they are making a movie about the board game Monopoly.

Ridley Scott, who has been attached as a producer on “Monopoly” and has been mentioned as a possible director, is now officially attached to helm the project, with an eye toward giving it a futuristic sheen along the lines of his iconic “Blade Runner.”

Simon Pegg & Nick FrostSimon Pegg’s new movie Paul, in which he and Hot Fuzz co-star Nick Frost take a space alien to San Diego Comic-Con, is going to have a Cloverfield-esque pedigree.

Pegg told Empire magazine; the movie starts shooting next April with Superbad‘s Greg Mottola directing:

I’m very, very excited about it. I think it’s a bigger film than probably Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz put together… We’re figuring [the logistics of the alien] out at the moment and having real fun, working closely with Double Negative who did Shaun and Hot Fuzz and Cloverfield and Hellboy II. We’re looking to really work to find the best way to do it and to create something which is utterly believable and sympathetic and has gravity and presence and is somebody that you totally buy. He’s the eponymous hero, so he has to be amazing.

As great as this movie will undoubtedly be, it’s not the much-talked about third movie in the Shaun/Fuzz trilogy with co-writer and director Edgar Wright. That movie, currently titled World’s End, is still in pre-production, while Wright works on his adaptation of cult comic Scott Pilgrim.

CloverfieldCloverfield director Matt Reeves is still talking about a sequel, and the studio definitely wants one. There are a couple of sequel ideas floating around, but nothing definite yet. One idea is to do a film set in Japan, which after all is the source of the movie’s giant-monster inspiration. [And maybe we could learn more about the mysterious Tagruato corporation, and why its name isn’t actually Japanese] One thing’s for sure: the sequel won’t pick up where the first film left off, and may not feature the survivors from the first movie. Instead, it may be tangentially related, but “intersect” with that night’s events somehow. No matter what, the sequel – which Reeves may not direct – won’t happen unless it’s something awesomeriffic that he and J.J. Abrams would want to watch.

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Guillermo del Toro is developing Pinocchio as a stop-motion feature with the Jim Henson Co. as a darker version of the original fairy tale.

The project will be produced by JHC co-toppers Brian Henson and Lisa Henson along with senior VP Jason Lust. Del Toro will executive produce.

Del Toro’s working on the screenplay with Gris Grimley, who illustrated a 2002 version of “Pinocchio.” Grimley and Adam Parrish King will co-direct the film.

 

Jaden Smith is the Next Karate KidColumbia Pictures has refashioned its new version of the 1984 hit The Karate Kid as a star vehicle for Jaden Smith, reports Variety.

The film will be produced by Jerry Weintraub [who launched the original franchise] and Overbrook Entertainment’s James Lassiter, Jaden’s father Will Smith and Ken Stovitz.

The script is being written by Chris Murphy, and the film will shoot next year in Beijing and other cities. While the new film will be set in that exotic locale, it will borrow elements of the original plot, wherein a bullied youth learns to stand up for himself with the help of an eccentric mentor.

The younger Smith, who next stars in The Day the Earth Stood Still, is a martial arts practitioner.

 Academy disqualifies THE DARK KNIGHT score!?! 

The unsettling and highly memorable score that Hans Zimmer and James Newton Howard composed together for THE DARK KNIGHT, a score that was a shoe-in for an Oscar nomination, has in fact been disqualified for consideration by the Academy.

The Dark Knight

 Variety say the score is not elgible for consideration because the names of five individuals are on the cue-sheet for the music, though Warner Bros. claim the other three, music editor Alex Gibson, ambient music designer Mel Wesson and composer Lorne Balfe were only named so that they would get a cut of the royalties and as a dedication to their hard work, though their contribution to the actual score was minimal.

It’s the same political reason why their score for BATMAN BEGINS three years ago was similarly rejected.

I guess winning awards wasn’t as important as getting the movie made.

[REC]
The sequel to the Spanish zombie hit [REC] 2 began shooting last Monday, November 10th in Barcelona.

It brings back directors Jaume Balagueró and Paco Plaza and the story starts off just a few hours after the last film left off. Shooting will last 6 weeks and unfortunately that’s all I’ve got.

 

Terry Gilliam - Don QuixoteRecorded Picture Company [Franklyn, High Rise] has officially Optioned Terry Gilliam’s The Man Who Killed Don Quixote and have attached a 2011 release date to it’s new listing on imdbpro. There were rumors that Johnny Depp and Gilliam were confident they could resurrect the ill-fated production (the tribulations of which were chronicled in the amazing documentary Lost in La Mancha but I honestly never believed it. I mean, how often are failures given a second chance in the movie industry. But then again, when it comes to Terry Gilliam, it seems anything is possible.

Right now director Terry Gilliam and producer Jeremy Thomas are the only parties attached to the production but here’s hoping they get Depp and the rest of the crew back on board.

Joe Johnston - Captain AmericaJoe Johnston, who has just wrapped the high profile remake of THE WOLF MAN for Universal has landed another huge project, probably the biggest film he has ever been hired to make.

He has been chosen by Marvel Studio’s to direct FIRST AVENGER: CAPTAIN AMERICA, his first comic book adaptation since he directed THE ROCKETEER back in the early 90’s.

Johnston’s other works include JURASSIC PARK III, HIDALGO, OCTOBER SKY, JUMANJI and HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS.

Marvel’s President Kevin Feige said:

“This is a guy who designed the vehicles for ‘Star Wars,’ who storyboarded the convoy action sequence for ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark,’ ” Feige said. “From ‘Rocketeer’ to ‘October Sky’ to ‘The Wolfman,’ you can look at pieces of his movies and see how they lead to this one.”

Johnston famously came up with the final concept designs for Yoda and Boba Fett in the STAR WARS franchise and won an Oscar for his special effects work on RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK.

The Hollywood Reporter suggest the project isn’t as far along as we previously thought. They currently have no script and they are on the lookout for writers, actively seeking pitches from anyone with a good idea… much like what WB have advertised with their SUPERMAN reboot.

Though the basic plot is already structured out. The movie will be set in World War II ending with Captain America being frozen to be revived in the future by Tony Stark and THE AVENGERS in the modern day.

 

Kool? …My eyes are sore.

11-year-old reportedly hits mom in the head with a saw, then offers her $5 not to call police

•November 17, 2008 • Leave a Comment

An 11-year-old boy accused of hitting his mother in the head with a saw before offering her $5 not to call police is facing an aggravated battery charge, according to a St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office report released Thursday.

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The altercation happened Wednesday morning in the 1700 block of Wyoming Avenue after James Patrick Fitzgerald and his 41-year-old mother argued as she tried to get him to take his medication. Following the argument, the boy bicycled to the Wyoming Avenue address, where he apparently started hitting a tree with a saw.

The mother followed him but he still wouldn’t take the medicine. Fitzgerald raised the saw and hit his mother, who had a minor laceration, on top of her head.

“When he saw the blood coming from her head he threw down the saw and started to plead with the victim to not call the police,” the report states.

He reportedly offered a $5 bill to his mother if she didn’t notify authorities.

The victim’s pregnant 19-year-old daughter said Fitzgerald has tried to cut her stomach with a fork, claiming he was going to give her a “C-section.”

She also said he tried to use hairspray and a cigarette lighter as a torch to set the family cat ablaze. The 19-year-old daughter’s husband said he found Fitzgerald looking up bomb-making instructions on the Internet.

Fitzgerald repeatedly apologized to his mother and said he struck her with the saw by accident.

You can’t make this stuff up…

So this kid obviously has a mental recognition dilemma; but shouldn’t that exempt him from the charge, because he is insane in the membrane?

Get this kid help, don’t prosecute him.

Or maybe he just needs a good hiding from a father figure. What!? There is no father!? I don’t want to rally for a parental cause, but I mean there are so many reasons why a young impressionable mind would [for lack of a better term] go crazy, and most reasons wouldn’t be because of kids. And it’s just too easy to blame medication.