In The Pipe, Five By Five (literally)
We can understand getting turned on at the car wash if a bunch of soaked, bikini-clad babes are squeezing their sponges over your windshield, but something more mysterious must have triggered it for a Michigan man who was recently arrested for “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a drive-through car wash.
The 29-year-old Hoover lover was arrested Thursday about 90 miles northwest of Detroit, after a resident reported suspicious activity at the car wash around 6:45 a.m. We’re not sure what alerted the resident to the sexy goings-on in the car wash (the sweet sounds of Marvin Gaye?) but an approaching officer caught the man in the act and promptly arrested him.

