Sarah Palin’s First Job Offer Since Election

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has received her first job offer since failing in her bid to become vice-president of the United States, and it comes with a large cash offer. Florida-based porn director Cezar Capone [a.k.a. Bill Fisher] has offered to pay Palin $2 million [$2,000,000.00] to appear in an adult film production.

Capone, who calls himself “the king of all MILF films,” promises in an open letter on his website that the film would be distributed internationally, shot in high definition, and feature a “beautiful mother recognized by all of America … as the most desirable woman over 40.” [he obviously forgot about Carrie Fisher]

To prove he’s serious about the offer, Capone says he’s prepared to hold the money in escrow immediately.

To sweeten the deal, Palin’s husband Todd has been offered a co-starring role in the production, for which Capone would be “prepared to kick in an extra $100,000,” and a new Arctic Cat snowmobile.