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“Hi Findlay it’s Jules here from Noel Leeming. Unfortunately Findlay your camera has been lost in transit, [which explains the delay: Date 09/09/08] so we’ll be replacing it with the newest Sony Camcorder Model. Also, there won’t be a five year warranty attached, only the one year, so you may want to talk to your mum or dad about that.”

Aww-boo-hoo…

…Ahem

A NEW FUNKING CAMERA WOO-HOO!!!

Actually it’s only about 3 steps up from my old consumer model, and personally I liked my old one better. But still, I’d be most content with a crap stills camera as long as it’s capable of capturing video – I can make it work.

So what to do now… Hmmm, it’s been so long…

DIY music video? Indie digi feature. Art house b/w noir short, starring an un/affectionate gun-toting callgirl? Amateur indulgent compilation porno? Or maybe a Gorilla Doco with a Truman Syndrome twist?

Time to startup the old Intellectual Property Machine; Dark is back baby!!!

Stupid lost in transit my ass camera grumble grumble humbug…

~ by Fionnlagh on December 4, 2008.

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Tags: 09/09/08 - 03/12/08, 16:9, amateur, Auteur, Brain Power, Camera Warranty, consumer model, Dark In The Boy, Dark is back baby, digi feature, DIY movie, DVD Handycam, Extended Warranty, film noir, Findlay Donnan 4/12/2008, intellectual property, lost in transit, NOEL LEEMING, Repair, Replacement, Sony, Thought Machine, three year warranty attached, widescreen