No Cake For The Moronic Parents [Kuntz]
A US bakery has refused to decorate a three-year-old’s birthday cake with his name –
A D O L F H I T L E R C A M P B E L L
The trouble, the New Jersey shop said, was that it was “inappropriate” to put such a name on the cake. But the little boy’s father, Heath Campbell, said it was unfair of ShopRite supermarket to turn down his request.
Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because:
“no one else in the world would have that name”
No shit fucktard.
It gets worse:
The shop has also refused to make a cake for Mr Campbell’s second child, who turns two next February. Her name is JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell. Heath and Deborah Campbell’s third child will probably not get a cake from that shop either.
The eight-month-old baby has been named Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, apparently a reference to one of the Nazi’s most monstrous leaders, SS head Heinrich Himmler.
For the time being, the matter has been settled – the Campbells had their cake made by Wal-Mart.
Read Full Article: SKY News
I think I’m missing the story here by going off at the parents like that. The fact is, the Baker can do whatever he wants based on however he feels and what his thoughts are. I’m with the Baker on this one – to an extent. Make the children a cake for fucks sake.
Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to procreate. Or at least not name their children themselves. Idiots. You never know, he might develop “Daddy Issues” like the former Adolf.
Mr Heath Campbell –
YOU FAIL AT LIFE
UPDATE: Adolf Hitler removed from home – Jan 14 2009
Remember Heath and Deborah Campbell, the two failures at life that named their children Adolph Hitler, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie? Well, unsurprisingly, they’ve had their kids removed from the household by the New Jersey’s Division of Youth and Family Services because they’re fucking idiots and shouldn’t have been allowed to breed in the first place.
No reason was given for why the children were removed, however, and Holland Township police chief David Van Gilson told the site they had not received any reports of abuse or negligence.
Um, naming your son Adolph Hitler IS abuse.
“They’re just names, you know,” Heath Campbell told the Easton Express-Times in December. “Yeah, they (the Nazis) were bad people back then. But my kids are little. They’re not going to grow up like that.”
However, Heath reportedly denies the Holocaust and their home is decorated with swastikas.
Real smooth there, Heath, real smooth.
Read Full Article: nydailynews
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