6 Year Old Finds Porn On His New PSP

More bang for your buck lol lol lol Wal-Mart wtf:

Like most kids, Eliso Tovar loves video games. So his mom, Tamatha, bought him a PlayStation Portable for a late Christmas present at a Wal-Mart in Manatee County, Fla. What happened next would shock the entire family.

Saturday, when the 6-year-old boy turned on the PSP for the first time, he said a naked woman appeared on the screen saver. Afraid he would be grounded, Eliso ran to his mom crying.

Tamatha said she found a memory card inside the PSP containing hundreds of pornographic pictures. She claimed it’s not hers and it was in the PSP before she opened the box.

She then called the store wanting to speak with a manager about the problem. “I explained the situation and his response was, ‘well, bring the machine down and we’ll let your son pick out a new game,'” she said. “And I was like, no I don’t think you heard what I said.”

A spokesperson for Wal-Mart said they’re concerned about the situation and are looking into what happened. Tamatha says she wants a new PSP and an apology.

Brilliant marketing scheme though. Think about it, Wal-Mart gets attention and an influx of customers. And that kid is so gonna be into porn when he grows up. The seed has been planted.

~ by Fionnlagh on June 4, 2009.

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