Death Stick Companion – The world’s first mobile phone with lighter!
…I’m trying to think of a reason why this is a bad idea…
Much like the cigarette lighter in your car, this SB6309 Lighter Phone has a built-in heating element in the back for your cigarettes.
Assuming this thing is real, I dub thee the “Immorality” phone; it supports your bad habits with no judgements, while providing free cancer for your brain and lungs with a small chance of a self-inflicting explosion.
Maybe I think too much.
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