Michael Jackson is Alive! [? …no]

Really? I didn’t exactly catch him moonwalking or get a glimpse of his iconic nose to confirm that. But hey, whatever, I’m over it now, and have no more tears to shed. Hey I bet you he’s partying it up with Elvis, Tupac and Biggie somewhere right now:

Live Leak just posted a video of a figure that appears to be Michael Jackson walking out of the back of the same Los Angeles Dept. coroners van that picked his body up from the heliport. You may recall the video of Michael Jackson sitting up in the helicopter after his death!