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Wish I knew that before I brought in the mail this morning… JOKING. But I’m not exactly an American sooo; Hi-Ho Silver, AWAY!

Jokes aside – Toady marks the 8th anniversary of the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon by a bunch of goofy fucking Saudi terrorists that prompted the US to invade Iraq for some reason:

Today is a day of mourning, a day for the cable news outlets to show endless footage of crying people, people falling out of skyscrapers, flowers, explosions, brown people with rocket launchers etc etc. But it is your patriotic duty to not masturbate while you’re watching any of this.

~ by Fionnlagh on September 11, 2009.

Posted in 😂 F U N N Y : J U N K
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