‘Twilight’ linked to Deaths of Two & a Half Men (that joke only works cause one was only 18)
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse movie must be pretty bad then…
Police are treating the death of Anthony Damien Smythea 23-year-old man at a Wellington cinema last night as unexplained but not suspicious.
The body of the man was found in a movie theatre at the Reading complex on Courtenay Place by a staff member shortly before 8.30pm last night, said police. The theatre had been screening The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.
At about 8.20pm, after the movie had finished, the man was the only audience member left in the cinema and was slumped forward in his chair, said Mr Miller.
Detective Senior Sergeant Scott Miller told a 5pm media conference the man had no obvious injuries.
And; The Courtenay Place death follows the discovery of an 18-year-old man’s body at the Soho apartment complex in nearby Egmont Street yesterday morning.
…That or they managed to piss off a fan:


