"The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for." ~ George Washington Burnap
“Look At That Horse! The Bushy Tail, The Big Teeth” [FAIL]
Mr home shopping host can’t think for himself and reads the teleprompter raving about a picture taken using the camera that he’s selling. Pretty sure his pitch only led viewers to think that there’s something wrong with the device (and/or him):