World AIR SEX Championships “2011” [NSFW]

Wish I had some ruby slippers or the auryn right about now so I could wish me an air sex partner! It’s a combination of air guitar, dry humping and ~~stage presence~~ a heck of a lot of confidence/alcohol. This may sound like I’m a hormonal mess, but I could totally live for this – hooray for no sex… SERIOUSLY NSFW

The stage is set for a warm and tingly climax to the 2nd Air Sex Championships Season. The final piece of the puzzle is adding more stiff competition from the East Coast.

Never been to an Air Sex show before? Here’s what you need to know: it’s a lot like Air Guitar, but instead of rocking out with an imaginary guitar, you’re making sweet and/or filthy love with an imaginary sex partner.

You choose a clip of music, you show up in whatever sort of wardrobe you like, and you come up on stage and show everyone how you do it. Or how you wish you could do it. Or how you once had it done to you. It’s all good.

Hey that’s the Dresden Dolls playing! LOL

You can’t go wrong with robots; that’s a cardinal rule.

…Man oh man I love being an adult.

Who doesn’t love Björk!

G*d I love big girls; they’re sexy.

That gave me an air boner… More to cum later. ALSO somehow related, check out Air Sex Aerobics narrated in alluring french. Ooh la la, I lurve leg warmers and spandex!