Found ‘Death Star’ Plans at Work [F]
I usually return found goods back to their respective owners, but I found this torn picture book under a cabinet and in the Adult Observation Unit, so whoever cool person it belonged to had long since been discharged. …Mine!
It’s actually rubbish, but for the life of me I can’t just throw it away, It’s Star Wars! And besides, how many people at work can say they have Star Wars memorabilia in their locker? Uno that’s how many. Now, will I look boss reading this during lunch?





