University Toilet Sex — The Mile Way Down Low Club
For young couples in love, the world is their oyster. So why would anyone choose to have sex in a place where people do with their things the polar opposite of what it does everywhere else beyond the place where people dodo?! Get what I meanmean?!!!
That happened yesterday, first day back second semester. It was a surprise for sure, slowly making my way backwards out the exit, not that they gave a crap, they were having sex in a room made to transport pipes worth of shit after all. Hardly sexy in my opinion, but to each their own I guess. More surprising is my term of phrase, “bumping uglies.” That’s like, dad language or something. I have to look that up on the time-line of Historical Slang Terms For Having Sex:
Interactive charts showing the first appearance of English-language slang terms for sexual intercourse generally, oral sex and anal intercourse, and orgasms, bodily fluids, and contraception. The basic intercourse chart, which you can see a snippet from above, stretches back to 1351.
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