…Flying Snakes?
Sounds like a Batman & Robin catchphrase — “Holy Flying Snakes!”
Fuck off.
And here I thought mothafuckin snakes took mothafuckin planes like the rest of us.
Chrysopelea, falling with style, gliding, snaking through the air, undulating, gravity swimming, whatever!!! These crazy snakes can sail up to distances of 300 feet, which is why I’d like to take this opportunity to thank customs wildlife controllers everywhere. Keep up the good work.
In case you think this shit is funny 👇 This is what snake venom does to human blood:
Move over Sharknado, you’ve been trumped by evolution. Oh I can see it now…
…Snakeapocalypse.
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