Universal Hot Crazy Matrix — A Man’s Guide to Women
Funny. How can 46 years worth of observational study possibly be wrong?

No strippers, no jail, got it. Yes, of course this is ridiculous, but perhaps there is some logical reasoning behind Dana McLendon’s lost-in-mistranslational philosophy? Doubtful.

In an interview, McLendon tried to save face by stating it was all just a joke:
A joke at the expense of those poor strippers and redheads who occupy the danger zone. For shame. Although, I’m sure there are a few dumb-dumbs in the world who appreciate this lighthearted attempt at explaining women. Love is a battlefield and all that jazz.

