Chela “Romanticise” & “Plastic Gun” [music video]

•September 22, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Got me a new skateboard from Aldi, 17 buck! Bargain boyz

I think I’m in love. “Romanticise” is a synthtastic breakout single from lively new Australian act, Chela. She sings upbeat lyrics while pulling off some of the coolest choreographed dance moves I’ve ever seen in a music video in a long time, making me feel all at once jealous of her friends and her mad talent:

If “Romanticise” and GoldroomsFifteen is anything to go by then Chela is no-doubt one chic Aussie sparkler we can hope to expect a great many bright things from. You’ve got yourself an admirer 👍(ノ^_^)ノ♪ I’m loving Plastic Gun atm too; great sound:

http://vimeo.com/41675760

The ‘Romanticise’ EP is available for download on iTunes and features remixes by Gold Fields, Collarbones, Boys Get Hurt, Le Bruce and Fascinator (the original is the best still):

An Eagle’s POV Soaring Through a French Valley

•September 20, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Scenic footage of a GoPro camera strapped to a flying eagle

Wow. Take in this breathtaking mountain range above the Mer de Glace glacier in Chamonix, France, as if you were riding on the back of an Eagle:

To soar majestically like a bird isn’t so hard to imagine any more. Seagulls, the dumb cousin in the bird family aren’t as majestic nor demonstrate the same level of finesse in the air as eagles do but can be similarly enjoyable to watch…kind of:

Lucky that gull dropped it above ground. I just had a scary thought; what if people started putting GoPros on their cats?! …That’s all I’ve got. I’m sorry for wasting your time.

(Notes on) Biology [stop-motion animation]

•September 19, 2013 • Leave a Comment

One student’s daydream comes vividly to life during Biology class - Best Animation Winner from SXSW 2012

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, doodling is not only cool but a healthy brain function that improves concentration and recall, this Biology student’s daydream might be a bit too vivid to be considered productive to classwork though:

Accidental Video Game Porn [screen caps]

•September 19, 2013 • Leave a Comment

There are some funny coincidental pics here, but I’m sorry to say that it’s a pretty small archive. Come on AVGPA, get updating!

dbzss

wow

Doom3-zombiesex-2004, id software, PC

Max Payne 2, The Fall Of Max Payne - 2003, Remedy, PC

ssbm3

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA

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ssbm1

mk4

moonwalker  lineage2

ultima online

HEIHACHI-Tekken4-2002, namco, PS2

View the Accidental Video Game Porn Archive

Superheroes Hangover by Golden Moustache [NSFW]

•September 19, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Regular joes getting drunk isn’t hard to imagine, super-powered dudes living it up however is not only something unseen, but as it turns out, its quite raunchy — transformer vos sous-titres (subtitles people):

Make My Horror Movie Informal Q&A (Live at the NZ Herald) Tonight [live-stream]

•September 18, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Got a burning question or just want to chat about the Make My Horror Movie competition? Then jump on this link now and submit your questions for tomorrow nights live grilling/Q&A with Ant Timpson, Andrew Beattie and host Hugh Sundae:

Drug Driving in Aotearoa – NZ TV Ad goes Viral

•September 17, 2013 • Leave a Comment

This drug impaired driving campaign specifically focuses on those who use cannabis.

At face value, this public service advertisement addressing the issue of driving while under the influence of drugs is comical, but it also manages to deliver a strong message, interpreted and carried on the weight of three innocent, impressionable children affected by the issue:

Three Maori boys find themselves in a situation familiar to most kids growing up in New Zealand – sitting outside in the car, waiting for one of their dads to come out and drive one of them home. Watch them change from comical to contemplative as they examine their own awareness of their dads’ behaviour in the raucous, imaginative way only young boys can.

The boys’ performances have made this a social media viral hit with over 300 thousand views and climbing on YouTube since its uploaded on September 13. Their performances really are that good.

If you thought the advert had deliberately adopted the aesthetic of Taika Waititi’s “TWO CARS ONE NIGHT,” you’re not far off; the NZTA (New Zealand Transport Agency) driving campaign launched on Maori Television last week was created by award-winning director Taika Waititi, who found success with his short film based on a similar theme:

Dollars to Doughnuts [F]

•September 17, 2013 • Leave a Comment

This morning I was handed back my first essay of the second semester and once again I don’t think I should have gotten the grade I was given; A– this time. I’m happy but I wasn’t expecting my tutor to, err, understand my sentences I guess you could say, and more so considering I didn’t really get around to revising and redrafting it. I was expecting anything below a B. I shouldn’t complain; it wasn’t a bad start to the day.

Just after one, as I was about to cross Symonds Street to the café, Hamida, a cool chick from the Writing Wānanga last week recognized me and my awesome new haircut and convinced me that I should walk a bit further up the road to get my lunch. She seems unbelievably onto it academic and priority wise — of course she’s doing a conjoint, I might have known. I ate my subway and she her sushi while we watched the girls Round Robin Inter-faculty Netball Tournament in the Recreation Centre. Tried getting some reading done after lunch but the match was proving to much of a distraction. It was a tight game.

Doughnuts

Not much else happened today really. Bought some custard and jelly filled doughnuts and the women behind the counter gave me a cream and apple one for free, which was nice. No one was home. Ate most of the doughnuts. Typed this. Probably should have studied more. Checked emails. CWOC (Creative Writers On Campus) have created and activated a public forum @ http://cwoc.boards.net/ for anyone out there interested in networking, sharing and/or peer reviewing and critiquing creative writing. I can’t imagine working at the moment or offering any constructive criticism. Right now I’m thinking about my comment made in tutorial and how much of a stuttering buffoon I must have sounded like. Yep. I’ll cheer myself up tomorrow with tales of graphic super-powered violence and hopefully have another random encounter, or free doughnut. Not fussed.

PNG Independence Day

•September 16, 2013 • Leave a Comment

H a p p y   I n d e p e n d e n c e !

“AS THE SUN SET on the afternoon of 15 September 1975, the Australian flag came down for the last time from Hubert Murray Stadium, in Papua New Guinea’s capital of Port Moresby. Almost 70 years of Australian governance was coming to an end.

At 9:30 am the next day, a different flag – black and red with a golden bird of paradise – rose on Independence Hill, near a newly formed Parliament House. PNG was no longer an Australian territory but an independent nation.

In contrast to other recently independent states such as Uganda and Kenya, the change of authority in PNG was marked not by bloodshed but by celebration. Sir John Guise, the first Governor-General of PNG, said at the flag lowering ceremony: “It is important the people of Papua New Guinea, and the rest of the world, realise the spirit in which we are lowering the flag of our colonisers. We are lowering the flag, not tearing it down.” – Written by Beau Gamble 

DEXTER’S RUDE REMOVAL [NSFW…ish]

•September 15, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Dexter tries to remove the rudeness from Dee Dee.

Found a cartoon treasure today; the full, unaired, lost episode of Dexter’s Laboratory with bleeped out cuss words. I can see why it was never aired as it takes kids humour to a whole new level. Glad the creator’s made it though, I guess they knew their young audience would appreciate it one day, 10 years after the series ended:

Love at First Sight …Again

•September 13, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Jason Mortensen wakes up from hernia repair surgery to his beautiful “jackpot” wife, Candice, and quite literally cannot believe his eyes: “Did I get you that ring?”

This was my fifth surgery within our six years of marriage and she’s been by my side through all of it. In a previous surgery I suffered a severe complication and we didn’t know if I’d ever function the same again. She is the love of my life.

Noho Ora Mai, Waipapa Marae! [F]

•September 12, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Kia ora, Tuākana! The writing wānanga workshop finished yesterday and I am proud to say that I actually managed to get work done, more than I had the entire week before this. No television and an extremely weak/nonexistent WiFi connection helped in my progression, but what it really came down to was the encouraging environment that the organizers established, and the vibe of willingness to learn and get a long with each other that the other students who came, helped create and maintain.

Waipapa Marae - University of Auckland

I arrived a few minutes after nine Monday morning and met with the rest of the group in the wharekai, which is the dining room of the Marae, a separate building from the wharenui. Three boys, 15-20 girls. We sang the national anthem for our mihi (formal greeting) in the wharenui, then played a fun activity and met each other.

The rest of the day was structured like the others; breakfast, fun activity, general academic writing workshop, private or group study or mentoring, lunch, fun activity, study, study, study, dinner & desert, return to study until finally, bedtime around ten at night. Bedtime for some anyway, I met a girl who was faithful to her internal clock and wouldn’t/couldn’t sleep until after midnight. We swapped iPods one night which was cool. I tried staying up with her but I bailed/face planted into the table. She had an eclectic assortment of tunes on her 180GB iPod classic that I had never heard before. This is the one I liked the most though: Paramore “Ain’t It Fun”

Catchy melody. More students showed up including several more boys the following day which didn’t change my approach to fun activities or meeting people, I guess one could say, if there was an award given for most reserved, my name would be engraved on the plaque. I felt slightly homesick and alienated from being surrounded by lots of people whose cultural heritage hadn’t been completely assimilated living in NZ and who made new friends easy, if that makes sense. Don’t get me wrong, I step out of my comfort zone all the time and love what I learn from doing so, but trying to hide that social anxiety and be one with a group is hard for me, probably why I studied so much these past few days. The wānanga was good for me. For one of my papers, I was struggling to understand the genealogy of majoritarian representative democracy and whether our obligation to obey the state’s laws required our consent. I’m getting a headache from just thinking about it. It’s easy to get confused because the answer is more philosophical than it is a concrete fact. I’m going to wind down and concentrate on something new for a day because I am truly studied out.

The Marae, Waipapa, and the Department of Māori Studies encouraged focus and provided an ideal getaway from the influences of the outside world. Mad props to Sereana Patterson, the Undergraduate Equity Co-ordinator, for her organization skills and for keeping me in the loop. Big thanks to the great team of outgoing and knowledgeable Tuākana mentors (experienced post grad students), all corresponding wānanga supporters, John the chef and his helpers and all you lovely students who greeted me by name, which was all of you surprisingly. Lots of smiles 😀 This was a community event and in a community you don’t feel like a number. The University of Auckland is great, but a programme like Tuākana can offer more for students than any facility alone can. Cheers.