You want results?! You can’t handle the results! [F]

•April 10, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Results for last week’s 50minute written exam were handed out today in tutorial. I wasn’t very happy with my result, more so when a fellow student got a mark higher than mine and boasted over how he never even read the required text for it! ॓_॔,

Credit wise, I’m good but I think I deserved a higher grade for my analysis. I understood what the lecturer discussed in classes and what the student tutor spoke of in tutorials, but I didn’t want to waste my opinion on what the lecturer thought was an important aspect of the text. The exam question demanded for nothing as specific as crunching numbers and the vagueness/openness of the question itself allowed room for me to expand my reasoning. But alas, I guess what I have to do in order to score high in this particular course is just regurgitate what is spoon-fed to me during lectures. It certainly worked for that other guy.

*Sigh* So much for fostering freethinkers, and just when I thought my day couldn’t get any worse someone went and deleted my new episode of New Girl’! All I want to do is eat ice-cream and indulge in my guilty pleasures for a while, is that so much to ask?! I’m not easily irritated, but today was just one of those days when everyone around you with a smile on their face just makes you really grouchy. And then sad… But then somehow you’re grouchy again! ॓_॔,

The True Science of Parallel Universes by Minute Physics

•April 6, 2013 • Leave a Comment

I should really be spending my weekend studying. I have an assignment due next week too that needs to be peer-reviewed before Wednesday and all I have is a draft! ARGH science, why do you fascinate me so?!

Hmm, in that case, I hope my alternate self fails. NO, I will intentionally fail and give my multiple selves a 100% success rate 💪 and some time in the future they will all return the favour, simultaneously 🤓 Muhahahaha 👨🏾‍🔬

Classical Breakfast through Tragedy [F]

•April 4, 2013 • Leave a Comment

I missed my first lecture of the year today. Noooooooooooo. My course was at eleven and it was five to when congested traffic started from Ellerslie to Remuera on the southern motorway, so I decided to cut my losses and forgo class. It would have taken me at least ten minutes till my turn-off not counting the drive to University, and another ten to fifteen minutes finding a parking space, and that’s if I was lucky. I made the most of my time at least and got some reading done. I knew I shouldn’t have made the best fried eggs on toast possible this morning, but the basil leaves and fried tomato from the garden with the pepper and Moroccan spices overpowered my better judgement! Too fancy, Fin.

Game of F**ks [NSFW]

•April 2, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Every dirty word imaginable and even the ones you don’t imagine have been compiled for your…err, entertainment? I wouldn’t watch it if I were you. Why start your day exposing your sensible ears to the filthy talk of Westeros? Taken out of context of the character’s traits and emotions, this doesn’t make a good argument for the show, so I’m not going to post the video, but I will leave an imagelink for you to follow, at your own peril:

HaHah! Not sure if ‘bastard’ is a swearword in this case as it’s genuinely used by its definition. Same could be said about ‘whore’ I guess…Moving on! Here in its stead is one of my favourite skits — sort of like the antonym if you will — The Sopranos: MadTv Spoof

In other Game of Thrones related news, season three premiered last night in the states and became an instant record holder for the biggest BitTorrent download ever!

(I wonder if my aunty helped contribute to that?) A whopping 163,088 peers clamored to download and seed the episode simultaneously, beating out previous record-holder — Heroes season three premier — by some twenty thousand. You can read more about that at TorrentFreak. Yeah. I’ll just leave this here:

Dragon Ball Attacks – A Japanese Schoolgirl Trend

•April 1, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Aah DBZ, the most frustrating cartoon to watch, ever, also happened to be one of the most violent shows to be broadcast on NZ television. I got sick of it eventually, around the same time when dudes at school started to get into arguments over power-ratings. Had I learnt how to settle disputes like these Japanese Kamehameha masters, well, there would’ve been a lot less chatter in class — nice technique ladies:

You may be wondering why is this even a thing now, considering the Dragon Ball anime aired during the 1980s? It may be because a new Dragon Ball anime, Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods, is coming to Japanese movie theaters this month. This is the first Dragon Ball animated feature to get a theatrical release in 17 years — That could be the reason — Nothing like free publicity huh?

Japanese teens doing faux manga style martial arts moves has the potential of becoming the new planking, which shouldn’t mean much to anyone really; planking was never cool.

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Happy Easter, Eggs

•March 31, 2013 • Leave a Comment

You deserve to know the truth about Easter eggs…

Where Easter eggs come from

Adulthood vs. Childhood [animation]

•March 30, 2013 • Leave a Comment

There are things spoken in this video we can all relate to, and then there are things only few people understand the value of — so to speak — the victor may surprise you:

Amazing Pizza Boxes!

•March 29, 2013 • Leave a Comment

When I was a kid I had several books on how to make things — alternatives to television and books of that sort — so I like this, a lot:

I have a mind to recycle me a canvas or two after watching that, and for those of you who are pizza crazy, one enthusiastic YouTuber has you covered; Scott tours New York’s most incredible pizzerias and mentions New Zealand’s very own ‘Hell Pizza’ below:

Come’on Australia, really?

Lounge #30 [F]

•March 27, 2013 • Leave a Comment

I went. It was, interesting. I walked in on a woman mid-reading and took a chair at the back. Her words reminded me of the second and third installments to The Matrix — A very convoluted confabulation, or what I call, word diarrhea. I gave it a chance but couldn’t grasp her stanza. She made a reference to a Rhianna song and lost me basically.

All the seats were taken and the room was full, leaving latecomers to stand or sit in the small adjacent room entrance-way. I didn’t recognize any fellow students with backpacks or their summer threads, mostly smart-casual dressed people who I’m guessing were all postgraduates. There was a comradery in the air as if all were part of a secret club. That might have been thanks to the bar being open in the same building down the hall, or perhaps everyone responded to the unique expressions of truth being articulated across stereophonic sound waves. I heard the abbreviation ‘MCW’ (Master of Creative Writing) mentioned quite a bit, but I was admiring the craftsmanship of the backs of wooden chairs and the parallax-like pattern on the carpet to fully pay attention to their accolades (Does my honesty sound cynical to anyone?) Some woman’s pair of leather-seamed-ankle-high-folded boots became another favourite focal point of the evening. Seriously, they were très élégant. You ladies would’ve been jelly.

Of the evening, there were ten chosen who stood confident and read aloud. Between them, diverse feelings were spoken; one women even used her left and right nostrils and sniffed a poem into the mic. The room was silent. I had to try my best to be as well. She did give a brief hypothesis before she started and ended with a translated version of course.

I walked out of there wishing I could say something too, envying the privilege those readers had. I can’t reflect on that anymore than I just did. I went. It was, interesting.

Poetry Readings Tonight [F]

•March 27, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Two weeks ago I had a meeting with an academic adviser, Sophie, about my study plans. All we really ended up talking about were ourselves. It was good. She got the impression that I liked getting out and doing things, so she recommended I see a few uni-produced plays and that I check this out — Lounge#30

I’m still on the fence about it. The only times I’ve dabbled in poetry was when I was super emotional and morbid about my existence or just really frustrated with others; something I avoid nowadays. I am curious how others use poetry to express themselves though? But I swear, if someone waxes lyrical about how happy-happy-joy-joy it is to skip with their friends on a sun-shiny day, I’m flying the coop AND MAKING A SCENE!

Imagine If We Had Dubstep In The 90s

•March 22, 2013 • Leave a Comment

“…We did, it was called dial-up”

SCRREEEECH! BEEP! BEEP! eeeEEEAAAAeeeAAA! wub wub wub wub wub eeeEEEAAAAeeeAAA! wub wub wub wub wub

The Ultimate Accidental Troll – Instead Of Her Resume, Vanessa Attached A Winning Picture Of Nicolas Cage

•March 22, 2013 • Leave a Comment