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BULLSHIT ALERT
•April 13, 2010 • Leave a CommentHow fucking stupid is this email?
Dear Friend
I am Lary Brown, an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine , that shares the same last name as yours died as the result of a heart-related condition on March 12th 2005. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in (West Africa Nigeria) And in the record there is no known successor to this deposit of the deceased who died without a will.
I can be reached on (…) for more information. My late Client has a deposit of Seventeen Million Five hundred Thousand Dollars ( US$17.500,000) left behind.
Best regards,
Lary Brown
Attorney AT Law
Lary Brown
Nigerian Retard Douche
Competition in the Work Place – The Stacshe-Off
•April 10, 2010 • Leave a CommentFeaturing the always funny Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele:
One Missed Collection [F]
•April 8, 2010 • Leave a CommentMade a trip into town to trade-in some movies. Not the best films so they didn’t exactly offer me much over 20 dollars …I needed the mulla OK!
Pac-Man: The Movie by Therefore Productions
•April 7, 2010 • Leave a Comment“Pharmaceutical CEO Michael Pacman is forced to take his own dangerous medications in order to survive a maze designed by a sadistic patient out for revenge.”
IGN’s Halo Movie Trailer
•April 2, 2010 • Leave a CommentA P R I L F O O L S
HAHAHA EPIC! We finally see the face of Master Chief!
Of all the April Fools Day crap from today, IGN seems to have taken the cake with their fake Halo movie trailer that shows that Master Chief is both a fighter and a lover. And a damn good dancer. OH BENNY LAVA!
I was expecting a fake trailer but this came with a Bollywood twist that totally got me laughing! Awesomesauce!
GAME: “Run, Jesus Run!” (The 10 Second Gospel)
•April 2, 2010 • Leave a Comment…You have 10 seconds to redeem humanity:
Instructions: Arrow keys = Run / Space = Do Jesus Things
Nailed it… …
GOEMON IS AWESOME!!! [movie review]
•April 1, 2010 • 1 CommentI watched this movie today and it was BETTER than I had expected it to be:
Director Kazuaki Kiriya sure has come along way since Casshern (one of my top 10); while being outlandishly live-action-manga-like, Goemon manages to feel grounded in reality (jumping ninjas aside). The script is witty, swordplay cool and the CGI is greatly improved in Goemon as well as the characters. They are more complex, all with fleshed out pasts that intertwine with one another throughout the picture, and being a visual spectacle with a run time of 128minutes, everything just works and is the perfect film for the fearless Kazuaki Kiriya. I funking loved it!
If it comes to a film festival near you, definitely try to catch this. (Only $11)
The Large Hadron Collider Live Webcam – THIS IS HISTORY – A new era in particle physics
•March 30, 2010 • Leave a CommentThis is the internet at its best – Tune into the Large Hadron Collider live webcam this minute to watch the first particle collisions as they happen in the largest physics experiments ever conducted. Also, keep an eye out for potential black holes:
‘Exactly what physicists have been dreaming of for 20 years.’ ‘It has been colliding for more than an hour now.’ Cool huh, this truly is history.
WOW! A new era in particle physics.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Fauzanigus!!!
•March 30, 2010 • 1 CommentHAHA Here’s a post for you buddy! Who are those girls? Ahh Shivers
Can ‘dew’ believe it: Stunning pictures of sleeping insects covered in water droplets by physiotherapist Miroslaw Swietek
•March 30, 2010 • Leave a CommentDailyMail has an amazing page of extreme close-up insects covered in water droplets; a sight many of us could not appreciate, until now:
Glistening in the early morning, these insects look like creatures from another planet as dew gathers on their sleeping bodies.
Droplets of water bead on the head of this blue dragonfly as it slumbers on a leaf.
Mr Swietek gets up at 3am to capture the insects while they are less active in a forest near his home.
Another dragonfly enjoys an early morning wash. Mr Swietek only took up photography two and a half years ago.
The insects appear to be completely drenched in water as they rest while the sun is down.
This month looks like it has been encrusted in diamonds as it rests on a twig.
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