Man Do I Love Robots! Here’s everything you knew you wanted to know about our metallic soon-to-be-one-day overlords:
‘Future Crimes’, lol Robots won’t be committing crimes; they’ll be too busy controlling the human race DUH

WGN News anchors Robert Jordan and Jackie Bange have been together for many years …And that brief explanation is about the only thing that makes sense in this video:
…I’m calling it; they’re totally having an affair.
I first saw this great image in yesterday’s news paper. Bet you never even wondered what happened to outdated planes. Well I did, they practically shake my house left, right and center every 20 minutes since BIRTH! Ahem, you may also recognise it as a set seen in the Transformers movie:
The 309th Aerospace Maintenance and Regeneration Group (AMARG), also known as the Boneyard, is a four square mile site in Arizona housing 4,000 retired aircraft—or at least one of almost every US armed forces plane since WWII. See the entire view: BBC
Personally, I think this is a clever advert. Unless Tiger Woods has copyright his name like Paris Hilton, I think he should accept the billboard’s euphemism:
Animal-rights group PeTA plans to unveil within the next few weeks a “cheeky spay-and-neuter” billboard featuring Tiger Woods — without the golfer’s blessing.
The People for Ethical Treatment of Animals is searching for a local advertiser to put up a billboard in Windermere, which will include an image of Woods and text: “Too Much Sex Can Be a Bad Thing….For Little Tigers Too. Help Keep Your Cats (and Dogs) Out of Trouble: Always Spay or Neuter!”
UPDATE: People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has confirmed that it has pulled billboards featuring Tiger Woods, after a brief talk with Tiger’s attorney. Oooo
Still the funniest thing PeTA has done in a while.
Here’s a video of an unidentified man pushing a van off the rail tracks just before a train passes by:
YAY! Steve Wiebe, featured in the acclaimed documentary “The King of Kong“, has reclaimed the world record high score for Donkey Kong Jr. after briefly surrendering it to an Oklahoma man, Mark Kiel with a score of 1,147,800.
The international high score sanctioning authority Twin Galaxies today certified that Wiebe, of Washington state, is the new record holder with 1,190,400 points.
The record changed hands twice since the spring of 2009, when Wiebe bested Ike Hall, whose 1,033,000 in 2008 had finally surpassed the Donkey Kong Jr. all-time high score set by Billy Mitchell in 1983. [written by Owen Good/kotaku]
Tim Fort set off 2,250 sticks in this awesome world-record stick bomb chain:
Behold Michael Jackson’s Thriller finger-danced, complete with hand costumes:

I caught the train home today from the city, and sitting on the other end of the carriage were these two spectacle wearing girls checking me out. I felt kinda good. I put on my iPod and turned up the sounds and felt even better!
The whole way home I was being looked over by these pretty girls, I wondered whether straight eye contact would just scare them. Then the train stopped at the Papatoetoe Train Station and the guy sitting behind me got up and jumped off-board… Yeah. Ignorance is bliss huh.