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Na’vi Sex by Harry Partridge [animation] [NSFW]

•January 22, 2010 • Leave a Comment

People are obsessed with how the Na’Vi people do it. What with SNL’s video, Hustler’s Avatar XXX parody and others. We swore we’d back off, then we saw this NSFW Na’vi cartoon. I’m pretty ashamed, but I laughed:

I wanted to make this due to the fact it bugged me in the movie that Jake managed to nail Neytiri with little to no knowledge of Na’vi mating practices.

I mean, I’m assuming it’s pretty similar, but considering they have magic hair veins that connect with nature, there’s obviously some pretty big anatomical differences…

Harry is the same guy that made Disney’s Akira

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Pants On The Ground (this is the reason why I watch American Idol) [music video]

•January 22, 2010 • Leave a Comment

General Larry Platt’s now infamous American Idol performance gets REMIXED:

This is the only reason I watch American Idol — Open Auditions:

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Safe Sex PSA [NSFW…ish]

•January 21, 2010 • Leave a Comment

A clever Safe Sex/AIDS awareness PSA takes gross bathroom grafitti and makes it kind of playful and cute …Kind of… Obscene at first, it does convey a solid message about safe sex… and that message gets a little, err, embellished at the end:

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The Internet Bible: THE FIRST FAIL by cartoonist H. Caldwell Tanner

•January 21, 2010 • Leave a Comment

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Tags: comic strips, Funny Picture, Sacrilicious!, The First Fail from cartoonist H. Caldwell Tanner, The Internet Bible: The Fall of Eve

Post-AVATAR Depression / Ways to cope with depression of the dream of Pandora being intangible… [WTF]

•January 21, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Fans of Avatar, the sci-fi epic set in the utopian world of Pandora, are reporting that the return to earth and real life is making some feel depressed and even suicidal:

The fan site Avatar Forum has receive more than 1,000 posts under the thread “ways to cope with depression of the dream of Pandora being intangible” reports CNN.

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Consollection – Every video game console ever produced! [new site]

•January 20, 2010 • Leave a Comment

This entire game console collection belongs to, possibly the coolest guy on earth, Mr Phil Penninger. Great site sir:

Consollection is a website that features every video game console every produced along with a bio of each. It’s a great reference in case you get in a drunken argument with a friend over what year the Atari Jaguar was released.

I still have my Amiga CD32 and I funking love it! ZOOL: Ninja Ant in the 9th Dimension, RoboCod: James Pond, Whales Voyage, D-Generation, Trolls, a game based on the toyline, and Deep Core, was a side scrolling deep space marine, alien shooter! Classic!!!

I can’t believe there were so many earlier console machines, it’s crazy.

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Holy Toast – Crucifixion using 153 slices of burnt toast by Adam Sheldon

•January 19, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Forget hot cross buns, artist creates six-foot replica of Christ on 153 slices of burnt bread:

An artist has created a giant replica of the Crucifixion using 153 slices of burnt toast.

Adam Sheldon, 33, designed the unique piece of art six months ago at the request of his mother who worships at the Anglican Church of St Peter, in Great Limber, Lincolnshire.

Using his toaster, Adam burned every piece of bread before drying each piece out and flattening them so they were ready to be positioned in a giant frame.

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28 DRINKS LATER

•January 18, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Anything linked to Danny Boyle’s 28 DAYS LATER is a total win:

Chris Evans FTW hahaha, love it!

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Video Game Characters Burlesque [NSFW…ish]

•January 18, 2010 • Leave a Comment

La Femme Sensuelle; Themed Burlesque shows for the geeks and fanboys alike: Geekgasm

Princess Peach and She-Link putting naughty, naughty thoughts in your head if they weren’t there already.

They also did a Star Wars Burlesque show, but I found that to be more creepy than cosplay-cool:

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Star Wars + Daft Punk + Snoop Dogg = Anticlimax

•January 18, 2010 • 1 Comment

This would’ve been light-years cooler if it wasn’t made for a large corporate shoe marketing company:

Star Wars and adidas Originals have officially joined forces in our most colossal collaboration to date, bringing you a striking collection of sneakers and apparel inspired by the characters and crafts you’ve followed for a lifetime.

I agree with this mans comment:

“About 50 seconds of hipsters dancing, 1.5 seconds of Darth Vader, a half second of Daft Punk, and then some logos. All in all, a pretty boring commercial?” – bakana