Avatar: Colonel Quaritch

•November 24, 2009 • Leave a Comment

With Avatar’s 12/18 theater date almost here, this Colonel Quaritch video features our favorite Na’Vi crusher; we get a first glimpse at what happens when the plug gets pulled on Jake:

Brand new footage of Avatar with lots of CGI! Actor Stephen Lang takes you into the world of Pandora through the eyes of his character Colonel Quaritch. Lang narrates the clip, describing his characters mission and the themes and dynamics of the storyline.

Satoshi Kon RETURNS with “The Dream Machine” [first look]

•November 23, 2009 • 2 Comments

The official site for The Dream Machinehas launched, bringing with it the first images of Kon’s enigmatic robots, Robin and Rurico.

Satoshi Kon is the man. If you’re not into Anime, and you may have very good reason not to be, I can tell you now that if you watched just one of Satoshi Kon’s films your mind will change from this 😦 to this 🙂 His surreal works are the best and are always a saving grace for the (sometimes cliché) anime genre.

Director Satoshi Kon (Perfect Blue, Millennium Actress, Paprika, Paranoia Agent) is taking a crack at child-friendly fare with his all-robot road movie The Dream Machine. The film’s first images highlight Kon’s strange and lovely robotic creations:

The plot of The Dream Machine has yet to be revealed (at least in English), but Kon gave his overview on the film last year in an interview with Anime News Network:

“The title will be Yume Miru Kikai. In English, it will be The Dream Machine. On the surface, it’s going to be a fantasy-adventure targeted at younger audiences. However, it will also be a film that people who have seen our films up to this point will be able to enjoy. So it will be an adventure that even older audiences can appreciate. There will be no human characters in the film; only robots. It’ll be like a “road movie” for robots.”

Name That Movie [new site]

•November 22, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Illustrator Paul Rogers puts together six drawings of iconic images for each classic movie. Your challenge is to name the movies from the drawings. You don’t get a clue as to the plot, the dialog, or the actors. – Miss Cellania

So, do you think you can, NAME THAT MOVIE?!?

Cat Translator

•November 21, 2009 • Leave a Comment

The 50 WORST Video Game Voice Acting Lines E-V-E-R!

•November 21, 2009 • Leave a Comment

HAHAHaha…ah…huh…Is it sad that I’ve played most of these games? Be warned, this 5:54 minute video is mostly embarrassing and terrible as opposed to funny:

Equal parts hilarious and cringe-inducing, the 50 Worst Videogame Voice Acting Lines is so packed with over- and under-acting it makes a preschool play look like Oscar material.

Risky Business Fail

•November 20, 2009 • Leave a Comment

2 Girls 1 Fails as she tries to slide but ends up slipping on well waxed Hardwood Floors Bitch!!! [in-joke]

How do these videos end up on the internet? I guess they can laugh at themselves enough to want to upload them. Ouch though.

The “A-Frame” – Every Spread Leg Movie Poster Ever

•November 20, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Print Magazineexplores the over usage of the device cliche known as the “A-Frame”

The “A-Frame,” a cutoff-torso-spread-leg framing device, is the most frequently copied trope ever used. From steamy paperbacks designed in the ’40s, hardly a year has gone by without at least one ham-fisted advertisement using this perspective.

The earliest known uses were 19th-century engravings that showed spread-legged, Simon Legree–type slave masters lording over cowering victims. In Westerns, the quintessential showdown frames one duelist through the legs of the other, and mid-20th-century pulp magazine covers were known for their noir images of recoiling women seen through the legs of menacing men. Eventually, designers used the conceit to frame all manner of things…

View slideshows of individual categories: Pulp fiction covers, movie posters, DVD covers, advertisements, Western book covers, comics, theater posters, book covers, album covers, and magazine covers.

Drunk Girl Pole Dancing at a Wedding Gone Wrong

•November 19, 2009 • 1 Comment

Another pole fail, although this one seems too good of a set-up to be real:

Yup, 100% fake, but I like the idea of some foreign chick getting hammered at a wedding reception and ruining the occasion with her pole dancing. Good make believe times.

This video is actually a Heineken Know The Signs video – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIENUUaWBAA. See more videos here – http://www.youtube.com/knowthesigns2

http://knowthesigns.com/ – Socialmedia8

Cheers for that Socialmedia8

Evangelion 1.01: First 8 Minutes!!!

•November 18, 2009 • 1 Comment

Watch the first eight minutes of Evangelion 1.01 courtesy of Funimation; it’s to promote its DVD release on 11/17, which is part one of a four-feature retelling of Neon Genesis Evangelion.

And if you’re into Anime you would ready know about this series. Hands-down one of the coolest & best animes to grace the earth:

Evangelion: 1.01 You are (Not) Alone – The Movie

The rebuild of the ground breaking anime Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Tokyo-3 still stands after most of civilization was decimated in the Second Impact. Now the city endures the ceaseless onslaught of the deadly Angels, bizarre creatures bent on eradicating the human race. To combat this strange and ruthless enemy, the government agency NERV constructs a fleet of towering humanoid machines the Evas and Shinji Ikari is called into action, reluctantly taking his place at the controls of Eva Unit 01.

Lights & Sound DeLorean

•November 18, 2009 • Leave a Comment

*sniff* I thought I had missed out on something special, and here they go and make a kick-ass DMC-12 DeLorean Time Machine with working lights and authentic sound effects, officially making this the coolest Back to the Future toy EVER!

10 sound/light combos, gull-wing doors, and fold-up wheels, plus time circuits, a flux capacitor, and Mr. Fusion! TIME CIRCUITS ON!

Limited Edition: Once these sell out, the only way you’ll be able to get one is to travel back in time…

[If only It came with matching remote control]

A century of Coca Cola bottle designs

•November 17, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Left to Right: 1899 – 1900 – 1915 – 1916 – 1957 – 1986

Those be some mighty fine bottles. I have a friend who used to be gaga for coke. I have another friend who I suspect might be gaga for glassass… HA! Seriously though, that’s a nice evolution of design work. Looks like they got a bit skimpy in the 50’s huh.

R2-D2 Finally Discovered In Star Trek [crossover]

•November 17, 2009 • Leave a Comment

At last, here’s the droid we were all looking for. In this frame you can clearly see R2-D2’s cameo in JJ Abrams’ Star Trek. This time there’s absolutely no doubt about it as this has been officially confirmed by ILM.

In other Star Wars/Trek crossoverage…pretty sure this never happened: