Paranormal Activity [movie trailer]

•September 18, 2009 • 1 Comment

The film has been getting rave reviews on horror blogs and is touted as the next Blair Witch Project; think shaky-cam scares at home:

After a young, middle class couple moves into what seems like a typical suburban starter tract house, they become increasingly disturbed by a presence that may or may not be somehow demonic but is certainly most active in the middle of the night. Especially when they sleep. Or try to.

Student Kills Intruder with Samurai Sword!

•September 17, 2009 • Leave a Comment

…After his PlayStation and Laptops were stolen, of course… Although, It’s not justified to kill a man over a stolen ps3 and laptops. However, it is justified to kill a man who lunges at you while you fear for the safety of your life or the lives of others.

You don’t know if the guy has a concealed gun or what, and you really don’t want to play that game I guess.

Besides, the intruder was a repeat offender, released from prison last Saturday. “49-year old Donald Rice died of his injuries.  Rice had 29 prior convictions for breaking and entering.”

It is legal to possess a sword in Baltimore, Guglielmi said, and “individuals have a right to defend their person and their property.”

He declined to comment on whether its use in this case was appropriate.

Read Full Article: BaltimoreSun

Hours earlier, someone had broken into (20-year old) John Pontolillo’s house and taken two laptops and a video-game console. Now it was past midnight, and he heard noises coming from the garage out back.

The Johns Hopkins University undergraduate didn’t run. He didn’t call the police. He grabbed his samurai sword.

With the 3- to 5-foot-long, razor-sharp weapon in hand, police say, Pontolillo crept toward the noise. He noticed a side door in the garage had been pried open. When a man inside lunged at him, police say, the confrontation was fatal.

Funeral Dress Pact

•September 17, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I like this story. It isn’t about embarrassment, but about staying true to your friends. Unless your friends are dicks, which I’m guessing this isn’t the case. It was a pact that only a true friend would keep:

Barry Delaney - The best friend of a soldier killed in Afghanistan has come through on an agreement they made by wearing a green dress and pink leg warmers to his funeral

Two British soldiers, Barry Delaney and Kevin Elliot had made a promise to each other. If either of them were to die at war, the other had to attend his funeral wearing a dress. Kevin Elliot was killed in Afghanistan. As a true friend, Barry Delaney kept their promise and arrived at the funeral wearing a lime green dress, hot pink socks, and boots.

 Read Full Article: Friend fulfils funeral dress death pact

Mad respect.

GREASE Will Turn You Into a Badass!

•September 16, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Is this the world's coolest family?

That kid’s smoking! Was this the world’s most badass family or what?

N.A.S.A. “A Volta” (feat. Sizzla, Amanda Blank, & Lovefoxxx) [music video]

•September 15, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I was shown this video in the weekend and it totally blew my mind. It doesn’t make any sense but for some reason I found a lot of humour in how cool the phenomenal art direction was/is:

Absolute Dream Logic, I love it!

R.I.P. Patrick Wayne Swayze 1952-2009‎

•September 15, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Death is a natural occurrence yes. When someone dies in the family it really brings that fact home. When a familiar icon or celebrity dies, it makes me feel like the world is changing. However these celebrities have left behind a legacy of work that the world can enjoy over and over again. Legacy; something many of us strive for. As sad as some might be over Mr Swayze’s death, shouldn’t we be celebrating his life. He died of Cancer but his death wasn’t in vein.

Patrick Swayze has died after a long battle with pancreatic cancer.

Publicists for the actor have told the Associated Press the actor died today, aged 57.

Swayze had been fighting stage four of the cancer disease, which was diagnosed in January 2008.

Things The 80’s Child Shouldn’t Have Thrown Out

•September 14, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I saw the picture of those Slap Bracelets and knew exactly what Mary from FashionVictims blog meant by the word “Shouldn’t”:

Slap Bracelets are awesome and I wish I still had mine!

They were popular among pre-teens and teens in the late 80’s but were eventually banned from schools after many students suffered wrist injuries. Now that enough time has elapsed and people have forgotten the potential dangers of arm jewelry that once splayed open a kid’s artery, slap bracelets are back!

This is a neat article about stuff we might have owned as a child but forgot about, and your parents were more than happy to make the world forget.

…WALKMANS!!! My happy thought, I remember I had one! Darn it…

Insane in the Membrane – Michigan mother finds her long lost son, rapes him…

•September 14, 2009 • Leave a Comment

The title pretty much explains itself.

35-year-old mother, Aimee Louise Sword [cool name] of Waterford Township, near Detroit, used the Internet to track down the son she gave up for adoption a decade ago, seducing and raping the teenage boy when she found him. Craaazzzy …In her defense, she is pretty MILFtastic… (cough cough)

Aimee Louise Sword, 35, has been charged with criminal sexual conduct for the alleged rape of her son, a minor living in Michigan.

Prosecutors say the boy is still a minor, but won’t disclose whether he knew the woman was his mother — a situation that has horrified mental health experts who are calling the case “an abomination.”

I don’t think I’ve heard of another case like this in my career,” said Dr. Gerald Shiener, chief of Consultation and Liaison Psychiatry at Sinai Grace Hospital in Detroit.

Our first reaction to hearing about something like this is that this is every man’s nightmare. It’s an abomination,” he told MyFOXDetroit.

“I’m at a loss for words because it’s something that we consider to be so out of the normal, so prohibited in every culture that it unnerves every man just to think about it.”

Here’s the best part:

Sword herself has spoken since she first was arrested, writing on her MySpace page that she was inspired by rapper and former jailbird Lil’ Kim because “she rises during the worst of obstacles.”

Ha, Fuck Sword. Her son on the other hand, I feel for:

This could be his first sexual experience, and his first sexual experience could be something so conflicted, so unusual, so prohibited that it will stay with him for life,” Shiener said.

Read Full Article: FOXNews

Animals With Lightsabers [new site]

•September 14, 2009 • 1 Comment

“Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

yayomg-lemurs-with-lightsabers

TigerCubFight

Squirrel Battle

Cat Fight!

[ANIMALS WITH LIGHTSABERS]

Ping Pong Fighter

•September 13, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Pink Grasshopper Found by 11-Year-Old Boy

•September 13, 2009 • Leave a Comment

The insect was found by 11-year-old Daniel Tate who thought it was a flower until he saw it jump and then he realised it was a grasshopper.

The insect was later identified by wildlife officers as an adult female common green grasshopper, which has been born pink.

Pink grasshopper - The insect was identified by wildlife officers as an adult female common green grasshopper, which has been born pink.

Daniel, who attended the wildlife event at Seaton Marshes, near Sidmouth, Devon, with his great grandfather, said: “I was looking for grasshoppers when I saw something pink.

I thought it was a flower but I saw it moving, so I tried to catch it. It jumped and then I knew it was a grasshopper.”

He added: “I was really excited to hear that no one else had found a pink grasshopper at that place before.”

Neat: 11-Year-Old Boy Finds Pink Grasshopper [telegraphy]

Keep Your Porn Away From My Gaming Pleasures!!!

•September 13, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Adult film companies, led by Vivid Entertainment are pushing to make their movies available for download over the Xbox360 and PS3 – with appropriate age restriction controls in place, of course.

Why pay for something that is easily obtainable for free? Free porn is the best porn, and I doubt Microsoft or Sony will accommodate my perversions – Machine secks. Ectoplasm. Pokemon Cosplay. Girls in Hats. Gasmasks. Centipede porn… Don’t act like you don’t know!

Stoya

“Game consoles are still marketed as “family” devices that anyone should have access to and I can’t see either Microsoft or Sony relenting to offering adult fare, even if you have to verify your age before downloading.”– IHC

Having pornography on the PlayStation 3 would only give every politician and talking head more of a reason to give video games hell.” – the7K

Not to mention they’d pretty much be stunting the human race’s evolutionary reproductive process – Geeks have a hard enough time getting out of the house, let alone finding a friend with benefits that knows the difference between their lotus from their T-Square 😉

“Our point is pretty simple,” Hirsch told Kotaku. “As long as age verification is in place that (Sony) feels comfortable with we see no reason why adults shouldn’t be allowed to access adult movies on the Playstation 3.”

Hirsch said his company, that has an extensive catalog of films including Bad Wives, Seven Deadly Sins and Tristan Taramino’s Expert Guide to Oral Sex 2, is in the process of drafting a formal request to send to Sony Computer Entertainment, but that they have not yet discussed the idea with the company.

Sony officials did not respond to requests for comment for this story. [Kotaku]

This reminds me of an article I was reading about Steve Crow; the soulless pornography importer/exporter of NZ, and how he wanted to donate money to the Breast Cancer Foundation. They turned him and his porno money down.

Many people applauded this action, yet there were some that had lost loved ones to cancer, that were truly upset by the foundation’s rebel-like selectiveness on behalf of people that would otherwise welcome help from wherever they can get it. Anyway…

Keep Your Porn Away From My Gaming Pleasures!!!