I lost misplaced my iPod! Last place I remember seeing it was on a couch in the rumpus room, when suddenly a horny white male tried fornicating with me.
No music = CRaZzYYyYYY!!!
WOulDn’t yOu aGreE???
NASA’s Coolest Mission Patches
•August 29, 2009 • Leave a CommentPerhaps the best thing about NASA’s military provenance is that the agency picked up the armed services’ habit of making patches. Some are cooler than most:
Like Raphael here.
NASA selected a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle to represent the Multi-Purpose Logistics Modules of the International Space Station project because three of the four modules share names with those characters.
The modules were built by the Italian Space Agency, so they are named after the Italian Renaissance artists, rather than the turtles. [Turtle Power!]
And these two lovable space oddities:
NASA hasn’t shied away from using well-known figures on its patches in recent years. In 2003, Daffy Duck/Duck Dodgers and Marvin Martian made appearances on two patches for Mars Exploration Rover missions.
Read Full Article: WIRED
Metronomy “On the Motorway” [music video]
•August 27, 2009 • Leave a CommentThis is an unofficial, fan made video for Metronomy’s “On the Motorway” track. It was created by Jul & Mat using a technique they call music painting.
It’s pretty much a colourful, sidescrolling Rorschach, and it’s very hypnotizing:
Taste the Rainbow!
•August 27, 2009 • 2 CommentsNOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! I am totally gay for this cake:
What a psychedelic cake! Pretty things always taste better, but I wouldn’t waste it on children ;)ahem, purely based on recently discovered facts about artificial food colouring and hyper-active kids… Na I’m just kidding kids, I’d share the shit out of it and watch the unicorns prance off your tongues […how creepy]
For the Recipe and more delicious Creations: Whisk Kid
“I’ll have 2 pieces of the gay cake please, so I can watch them eat each other.”
Coke versus Pepsi “Display War”
•August 27, 2009 • 2 CommentsI think Pepsi wins this round:
A huge 8-bit Mario display Pepsi built out of cases of their drinks at the Safeway in Rohnert Park, California. [kotaku]
Does Megan Fox want a Sex Tape with you?!?
•August 27, 2009 • 2 CommentsBravery at it’s best! This kid has kahunas – Does Megan Fox deserve this type of humiliation?… Who gives a funk, I laughed, and It doesn’t hurt to ask, right?
I can imagine Seth Rogan laughing in a swivel chair right about now:
‘TK’ (Thomas William Keliinoi) asks Megan Fox to make a sex tape at Comic Con 2009. Lulz ensue…
WAIT, I didn’t hear her answer!
Also, The nerds who booed him after asking that, yeah, you guys are so special. I’m sure she’ll love you for defending her honor against that scalliwag. HA!
”Attention schoolchildren – this video was posted by Thomas William Keliinoi from HotDamnTV. He is looking to become internet famous and you are all helping this huge faggot by kissing his ass please stop feeding the ego of this giant faggot” – Anon
What’s the bet that “anon” is his adorning mother 😀
“When are you going to find a nice girl to bring home to meet me? Faggot” “Stop finishing the gaba gool!”
The first poster that responds to people looking at it “It happens when nobody is watching.”
•August 27, 2009 • Leave a CommentI had this sitting in my favourites for a while. I like it. The way it works is relative to the message it’s conveying: “It happens when nobody is watching.”
Amnesty International has installed a new anti-domestic-abuse ad fixture in Hamburg, Germany which is equal parts clever and shocking: when you look at the photo, it’s a smiling couple; when you look away, it’s a dude punchin’ a lady.
The billboard works by scanning its proximity with an eye-tracking camera, which triggers an image switch on the display panel when it senses someone looking at it. The change only occurs after a brief delay, so that observers understand what’s going on, and get the message.
It’s a fantastically effective concept, and a brilliant use of technology. Kind of sad, then, that it’s probably award bait, and doomed to be a lone installation, according to Copyranter.
And here’s Keira Knightley’s Women’s Aid – Domestic Violence 2009 Ad. Apparently it has been banned in most countries because it’s too violent:
Porn Stars Form Rock Band [SFW]
•August 27, 2009 • Leave a CommentIn this semi-cringe-worthy video, Porn stars Heather Vandeven, Sunny Leone and Lux Kassidy play Rock Band. It’s usually a recipe for disaster when you throw porn stars together but unfortunately the performance was somewhat tame. …The drummer is my favorite:
Comedy to Horror Recut Trailer – Dumb and Dumber
•August 26, 2009 • Leave a CommentSlap on some scary music and disturbing narration, you get a pretty decent horror trailer mashup:
…Well, to be honest that was still very funny.
Twisted Disney Princesses by Jeffrey Thomas
•August 26, 2009 • Leave a CommentThese dark makeovers of classic Disney princesses are chilling macabre, and I like em. There is something fascinating about the dark:
Jeffrey Thomas is a California-based artist and character designer. He plays with pop culture in twisted and amusing ways, such as his latest series on eleven of the Disney Princesses. Fantastically wicked renditions of Cinderella, Snow White, Alice and Mulan.
🎭 