It’s no secret that porno is cheesy, and quite possibly the biggest scam since bottled water, only more funny to watch:
Believe it or not, I did the same thing after I lost my virginity back in 2000.” (Skip to 1:10)
He loves Nina Hartley, man.
A Great Porno Ending
•August 20, 2009 • Leave a CommentFAMILY GUY – Brian’s Emmy Vote – Flight of the Conchords
•August 20, 2009 • Leave a CommentThe only times I find Family Guy to be a riot is when they reference good material. Which isn’t always, most of the time they just parody themselves over and over. This however was violently funny 😀
Brian may be voting for “Flight of the Conchords” for “Best Comedy Series”! Stewie will no doubt have an opinion!
The Angolan Simpsons
•August 19, 2009 • Leave a CommentCool threads. Obviously this illustration was not cleared by Matt Groening/Fox lawyers. And what’s with the bombastic speakers?
To announce that Africa’s digital satellite TV service DStv now offers The Simpsons on channel Bué in Angola, ad agency Executive Center in Luanda, Angola decided to, uh, re-culturize America’s most famous TV family. [Image: AdsOfTheWorld]
Further proof that The Simpsons is forever etched into the fabric of pop-culture.
…and creepy advertising agencies.
Quentin Tarantino lists his 20 favorite movies since he started directing in 1992
•August 19, 2009 • 1 CommentLove him or hate him; Quentin’s got taste:
Quentin Tarantino lists his 20 favorite movies since he started directing in 1992. He doesn’t have them in any particular order other than alphabetical, except for his number 1 pick – Battle Royale
You can watch the entire Battle Royale on YouTube in 11 parts… But don’t be a jizztoothed gouch about it, be a homowner and get the movie out! Because it really is Japanese Awesomeness at its best:
And I love the first Matrix also Quentin, I thought and still find it very entertaining. But have you not seen Dark City? A movie with a little more depth that the Wachowski’s Matrix obviously had stolen connotations to…
As a matter of fact I’m taking some of your post-blogspace-thunder Tarantino with the intention of recommending you also see/get DARK CITY haHA!
Quentin Tarantino’s List:
Battle Royale – Directed by Kinji Fukasaku (2000)
Anything Else – Directed by Woody Allen (2003)
Audition – Directed by Takashi Miike (1999)
Blade – Directed by Stephen Norrington (1998)
Boogie Nights – Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson (1997)
Dazed & Confused – Directed by Richard Linklater (1993)
Dogville – Directed by Lars von Trier (2003)
Fight Club – Directed by David Fincher (1999)
Fridays – Directed by F. Gary Gray (1995)
The Host – Directed by Bong Joon-ho (2006)
The Insider – Directed by Michael Mann (1999)
Joint Security Area – Directed by Chan-wook Park (2000)
Lost In Translation – Directed by Sofia Coppola (2003)
The Matrix – Directed by Wachowski Brother (1999)
Memories of Murder – Directed by Bong Joon-ho (2003)
Police Story 3 – Directed by Stanley Tong (1996)
Shaun of the Dead – Directed by Edgar Wright (2004)
Speed – Directed by Jan de Bont (1994)
Team America – Directed by Trey Parker (2004)
Unbreakable – Directed by M. Night Shyamalan (2000)!ARG that took a long time to type!
“Do You Wanna Date My Avatar?” [nerdcore rap]
•August 19, 2009 • Leave a CommentNo. Well not your Avatar at least. This is one of those music videos I’ll watch once and if it comes on again I’ll just flip to another channel. Still, it deserves a place on this fine Blog:
The Guild is a independent sitcom web series about a group of online gamers. The show started in the late summer of 2007, and for the first season was financed solely by Paypal donations from LOYAL FANS. Since season 2, The Guild has been distributed by Xbox Live and Microsoft and sponsored by Sprint.
“The Guild” has won numerous awards, including the SXSW, YouTube and Yahoo Web Series Awards in 2008, and 3 Streamy Awards in 2009: Best Comedy Web Series, Best Ensemble, and Best Actress for Felicia Day.
+10 Nerd Girl Cosplay Hotness
Homemade PC Game Gun made by a Redneck Techie [DIY]
•August 17, 2009 • Leave a CommentThis DIY Inventor [Redneck Techie] created his own controller; and it’s a badass controller at that:
All he needs now is a revolving treadmill or rollcage or something, and I can’t shake this image of that gun not having its weight evenly distributed. Sheesh, listen to me go. cool stuff RT, it looks enjoyable!
Common and McLovin Remake Training Day
•August 17, 2009 • Leave a CommentNice role reversal. McLovin as Alonzo is LMAO good! And Common plays the straight rookie cop Hoyt well.
Common hooks up with Christopher Mintz-Plasse (McLovin/Superbad) to do their own rendition of the now-classic Training Day:
For whatever reason, MSN is having celebrities remake old movies for laughs.
If it works, why not.
The original starred Ethan Hawke as rookie cop Jake Hoyt on his first day on the job, and featured Denzel Washington’s Academy-Award winning performance as L.A.P.D detective Alonzo Harris, a veteran narcotics officer whose methods of enforcing the law are questionable, if not corrupt.
Inglourious Plummers [trailer spoof]
•August 16, 2009 • Leave a CommentWho thought the Mario Bros saga and Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds set in the Mushroom Kingdom would work? Because it does and they totally pulled it off nicely: 1UP yourselves
Peach with a gun LMAO! I can’t express how much I love those retro sound effects too …Awesome.
Here’s the “Inglourious Plummers/Basterds Comparison“: but make sure you watch the above video first; trust me
A gritty Mario war epic 😀 It’s just so well made!
“Welcome to the record books” – Kiwi sets new Land Speed Record at Bonneville
•August 16, 2009 • Leave a CommentOwesome! Have you seen some of the rocketship-like vehicles that compete in this event? They are INSANE, and Kiwi Dean Veale comes in to take the fastest Land Speed Record ever set, on his motorcycle! World record speed of 311.2km/h
New Zealander Dean Veale from Kaukapakapa, north of Auckland set a new land speed record at the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah riding “White Elephant”, his Special Construction Hayabusa engine motor cycle:
With the existing record standing at 191.593 MPH (305KPH) Veale confirmed his initial record breaking run of yesterday with a second “backup” run that set the new record at an average of 194.5mph (311.2KPH).
Having come close two days earlier only to have changing track conditions see Veale miss the record by 0.5mph (0.8KPH) this mornings conditions near perfect. The quietly spoken Veale was his normal reserved self allowing himself only a satisfactory smile as he waited in the impound area to have the motorcycle stripped to confirm the legality of “White Elephant” for the 1650cc A-G Class.
Sitting on a chilly-bin as the SCTA-BNI officials checked every aspect of White Elephant, Veale looked just slightly concerned that something, no matter how small, would require him to repeat his record breaking runs. Eventually the inspector looked up from the paper work and called Veale over. Extending his hand toward Veale the inspector offered his congratulations as he confirmed the record with the words “Welcome to the record books”. [via SCOOP]
And get this; Officials monitoring New Zealander Dean Veale’s land speed record attempt on the Bonneville Salt Flats this week couldn’t figure out what the pipe running along the bottom of Veale’s Hayabusa 1650cc motorbike was for. It was only after they confirmed Veale’s world record speed of 311.2km/h that the Kaukapakapa man played his hand. The pipe held an umbrella. “I’d been told it got hot here and didn’t want to sit in the sun and cook, so I packed some shade,” said Veale.
Nice, that’s the way you do it!
James Cameron’s Avatar [first look]
•August 16, 2009 • Leave a CommentThe first official photo from James Cameron’s Avatar has finally come to light, giving us our first nearly full-bodied look at the mysterious blue aliens of Pandora: The Na’Vi
Mild Spoiler below – or in other words, a light Synopsis Alert:
Sam Worthington plays Jake Sully a paraplegic war veteran, who gets the opportunity to travel to another planet, Pandora, to work with a mining operation. Because the planet is so harsh, traditional armor and envirosuit solutions are not good enough to protect miners, and a clone program has developed in which DNA from humans and Na’vi, the natives that inhabit Pandora, are combined.
The result is essentially a cloned Na’vi that can house the consciousness of an individual with human DNA. This means that Jake will be able to walk again. The photo above shows Sully in front of the tank that houses his Avatar. [SlashFilm]
The filmgeeks out there no doubt know about this already, but; 20th Century Fox will be holding a special preview of 15-minutes of Avatar on August 21st, in an event called AVATAR DAY! And I’ve also read that this preview will be free [here’s hoping anyway. I’m not paying money to see JonasBrothers3D]. And yes silly it’s a world-wide thing. [so YES New Zealand]
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