Seth Rogan gets rejected by Megan Fox

•August 20, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Seth Rogan on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show talks about his attempt to greet Megan Fox with a kiss, only to be coldly rejected:

Ouch…lol — Greeting FAIL!

…This explains a lot

•August 20, 2009 • Leave a Comment

A Great Porno Ending

•August 20, 2009 • Leave a Comment

It’s no secret that porno is cheesy, and quite possibly the biggest scam since bottled water, only more funny to watch:

Believe it or not, I did the same thing after I lost my virginity back in 2000.” (Skip to 1:10)

He loves Nina Hartley, man.

FAMILY GUY – Brian’s Emmy Vote – Flight of the Conchords

•August 20, 2009 • Leave a Comment

The only times I find Family Guy to be a riot is when they reference good material. Which isn’t always, most of the time they just parody themselves over and over. This however was violently funny 😀

Brian may be voting for “Flight of the Conchords” for “Best Comedy Series”! Stewie will no doubt have an opinion!

The Angolan Simpsons

•August 19, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Cool threads. Obviously this illustration was not cleared by Matt Groening/Fox lawyers. And what’s with the bombastic speakers?

To announce that Africa’s digital satellite TV service DStv now offers The Simpsons on channel Bué in Angola, ad agency Executive Center in Luanda, Angola decided to, uh, re-culturize America’s most famous TV family. [Image: AdsOfTheWorld]

Further proof that The Simpsons is forever etched into the fabric of pop-culture.
 …and creepy advertising agencies.

Quentin Tarantino lists his 20 favorite movies since he started directing in 1992

•August 19, 2009 • 1 Comment

Love him or hate him; Quentin’s got taste:

Quentin Tarantino lists his 20 favorite movies since he started directing in 1992. He doesn’t have them in any particular order other than alphabetical, except for his number 1 pick – Battle Royale

You can watch the entire Battle Royale on YouTube in 11 parts… But don’t be a jizztoothed gouch about it, be a homowner and get the movie out! Because it really is Japanese Awesomeness at its best:

And I love the first Matrix also Quentin, I thought and still find it very entertaining. But have you not seen Dark City? A movie with a little more depth that the Wachowski’s Matrix obviously had stolen connotations to…

As a matter of fact I’m taking some of your post-blogspace-thunder Tarantino with the intention of recommending you also see/get DARK CITY haHA!

Quentin Tarantino’s List:

Battle Royale – Directed by Kinji Fukasaku (2000)
Anything Else – Directed by Woody Allen (2003)
Audition – Directed by Takashi Miike (1999)
Blade – Directed by Stephen Norrington (1998)
Boogie Nights – Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson (1997)
Dazed & Confused – Directed by Richard Linklater (1993)
Dogville – Directed by Lars von Trier (2003)
Fight Club – Directed by David Fincher (1999)
Fridays – Directed by F. Gary Gray (1995)
The Host – Directed by Bong Joon-ho (2006)
The Insider – Directed by Michael Mann (1999)
Joint Security Area – Directed by Chan-wook Park (2000)
Lost In Translation – Directed by Sofia Coppola (2003)
The Matrix – Directed by Wachowski Brother (1999)
Memories of Murder – Directed by Bong Joon-ho (2003)
Police Story 3 – Directed by Stanley Tong (1996)
Shaun of the Dead – Directed by Edgar Wright (2004)
Speed – Directed by Jan de Bont (1994)
Team America – Directed by Trey Parker (2004)
Unbreakable – Directed by M. Night Shyamalan (2000)

!ARG that took a long time to type!

“Do You Wanna Date My Avatar?” [nerdcore rap]

•August 19, 2009 • Leave a Comment

No. Well not your Avatar at least. This is one of those music videos I’ll watch once and if it comes on again I’ll just flip to another channel. Still, it deserves a place on this fine Blog:

The Guild is a independent sitcom web series about a group of online gamers. The show started in the late summer of 2007, and for the first season was financed solely by Paypal donations from LOYAL FANS. Since season 2, The Guild has been distributed by Xbox Live and Microsoft and sponsored by Sprint.

“The Guild” has won numerous awards, including the SXSW, YouTube and Yahoo Web Series Awards in 2008, and 3 Streamy Awards in 2009: Best Comedy Web Series, Best Ensemble, and Best Actress for Felicia Day.

+10 Nerd Girl Cosplay Hotness

Homemade PC Game Gun made by a Redneck Techie [DIY]

•August 17, 2009 • Leave a Comment

This DIY Inventor [Redneck Techie] created his own controller; and it’s a badass controller at that:

All he needs now is a revolving treadmill or rollcage or something, and I can’t shake this image of that gun not having its weight evenly distributed. Sheesh, listen to me go. cool stuff RT, it looks enjoyable!

R2-D2 Vacuum Street Art

•August 17, 2009 • Leave a Comment

R2-D2 Vacuum

[Flickr Page]

Common and McLovin Remake Training Day

•August 17, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Nice role reversal. McLovin as Alonzo is LMAO good! And Common plays the straight rookie cop Hoyt well.

Common hooks up with Christopher Mintz-Plasse (McLovin/Superbad) to do their own rendition of the now-classic Training Day:

For whatever reason, MSN is having celebrities remake old movies for laughs.

If it works, why not.

The original starred Ethan Hawke as rookie cop Jake Hoyt on his first day on the job, and featured Denzel Washington’s Academy-Award winning performance as L.A.P.D detective Alonzo Harris, a veteran narcotics officer whose methods of enforcing the law are questionable, if not corrupt.

Inglourious Plummers [trailer spoof]

•August 16, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Who thought the Mario Bros saga and Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds set in the Mushroom Kingdom would work? Because it does and they totally pulled it off nicely: 1UP yourselves

Peach with a gun LMAO! I can’t express how much I love those retro sound effects too …Awesome.

Here’s the “Inglourious Plummers/Basterds Comparison“: but make sure you watch the above video first; trust me

A gritty Mario war epic 😀 It’s just so well made!