Nirvana vs Rick Astley [mashup]

•July 21, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Sure it’s like spitting on the grave of Kurt Cobain, but dammit there’s Something In The Way it works:

Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit meets
Rick Astley – Never Gonna Give You Up

 Your Thoughts?

The Best Looking Cake Ever — Imperial Star Destroyer Flavour!!!

•July 21, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Daisy made sure to take out the Shield Generator first:

The Imperial Star Destroyer Cake!

Her cake Shield Generator bite & Alderaan

And I made sure I got a BIG, moon sized piece; so big that 4 different people asked to take my plate away at regular intervals — NOOOO, I’M STILL EATING! THANK YOOUU! The Imperial Star Destroyer chocolate cake had a lit-up command post and flaming back-thrusters, all created by a single dyslexic man with amazing craftsmanship skills. Daisy’s birthday was a good day. I enjoyed myself. I hope she did too.

Death Stick Companion – The world’s first mobile phone with lighter!

•July 20, 2009 • Leave a Comment

…I’m trying to think of a reason why this is a bad idea…

SB6309 Lighter Phone

Much like the cigarette lighter in your car, this SB6309 Lighter Phone has a built-in heating element in the back for your cigarettes.

SB6309 Lighter Phones

Assuming this thing is real, I dub thee the “Immorality” phone; it supports your bad habits with no judgements, while providing free cancer for your brain and lungs with a small chance of a self-inflicting explosion.

Maybe I think too much.

Banned German ‘SPRITE’ Ad [WTF commercial] / [NSFW]

•July 19, 2009 • 1 Comment

UPDATE: This ad is fake fake fake!

Banned… No fucking shit! There’s nothing clever or subtle about it! Just click the vid and you’ll get what I mean straight away, you don’t even have to load it all:

Sooo the message is either: Sprite is refreshing like a liter of man-spunk to the face, or Sprite is better than a dick in your mouth?

…I’m never drinking sprite again!

Animated Classics Set To Modern Movie Trailers [mashup]

•July 19, 2009 • Leave a Comment

You’ve seen this type of mashup posted on Dark in the Boy before, but these Disney classics set to modern movie trailer audio are special works indeed. I’d see a couple of these movies again, if only: (original post by Urlesque)

“The Robin Hood-Braveheart mash up was meant to be.” – nextround

Robin Hood meets Braveheart (YouTube user hindmansm)

Alice in Wonderland meets Pulp Fiction (YouTube user poseidonw)

Who Framed Roger Rabbit meets Sin City (YouTube user al28283)

Beauty and the Beast meets Kill Bill (YouTube user withonea)

The Incredibles meets Quantum of Solace (YouTube user hollywoodstreams)

Toy Story 2 meets The Dark Knight (YouTube user al28283)

View more at: Urlesque
[Where I pretty much shamelessly ripped-off this post idea]

Meet Rachel Ferrara “He’s A Porn Loser”

•July 18, 2009 • 1 Comment

Woman stabbed “cheater” boyfriend after catching him [“gulp”] wanking: ouch

Rachel Ferrara [a bit crazy]

Meet Rachel Ferrara. When the Wisconsin woman, 23, arrived home from work yesterday afternoon, she discovered her boyfriend “watching pornography on the TV and masturbating,” according to a La Crosse Police Department report. Chagrined, Ferrara argued with Christopher Strabley, 24, called him a “fucking cheater,” and kicked him in the groin.

Ferrara then allegedly grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed Strabley in the abdomen. Strabley told cops that she then told him, “You deserve it,” while continuing to slash away (Strabley eventually escaped and drove himself to the hospital, where he was treated and released). When confronted by police, Ferrara told an officer, “I think I hurt him bad.” Ferrara, who was charged with felony reckless endangerment and disorderly conduct, was booked into the La Crosse County jail, where she posed for the above mug shot.

Two wrongs don’t make a right people.

Ahhh young Ferris Wheel Love …wait WTF

•July 17, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Ever wondered why they call it the Wonder Wheel at Coney Island?

Ferris wheels are more fun than I had realized

To quote Helen Lovejoy, “Won’t somebody please think of the children?!”

The Interactive LED Video-Wall of La Vitrine

•July 17, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I have a thing for flashing lights, and one of my first and favourite posts when I started this random blog was the Interactive Mirror and it was/is very awesome! Well consider this to be the big-brother of that:

This interactive screen, which currently lights up La Vitrine Culturelle, is now equipped with a high-tech system, enabling passers-by to interact with light shapes generated by 35,000 LED light bulbs. Visitors can interact with the installation every night from 7PM to 11PM.

Newly released video of Michael Jackson’s hair on fire 1984

•July 16, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Sources close to Jackson have claimed he was never the same after the 1984 accident:

In 1984, at the height of his popularity in the US, Michael Jackson was shooting a commercial for Pepsi when on the sixth take of a particular shot, the pyrotechnics behind him caused Jackson’s Jheri Curl to erupt into a column of fire and is often seen as the major turning point in Jackson’s life, when he became addicted to painkillers. Before now, footage of the actual incident was never released.

Read full article: TheSun

I think people are just looking for someone to blame for his death.
No one forced Jackson to take pills, rest his soul.

Let’s Sexy Engrish [NSFW…ish]

•July 16, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Brow-job. English phrases for picking up gaijin hotties: “nukenagara manaberu”

THIS IS DEEK

Love those dutch-tilts. So what’s lesson 2 already?

Air-Battle among Intoxicated

•July 16, 2009 • Leave a Comment

I was meant to post this yesterday, ohwell:

An impromptu Air-battle among the intoxicated. No one notices.

New Idea Magazine

•July 16, 2009 • 1 Comment

This issue of New Idea is one of particular interest to me. My aunty has an article in here about her real-life story dealing with HIV and raising a family. I don’t want to tell you too much because I’d like you to go and get the magazine yourself if you really care, just $4.

Marama now spearheads the INA HIV/AIDS Foundation, providing education and assistance to Maori, Indigenous and Pacific Island people with HIV.

There was a story in NZ news headlines not too long ago about [half] a man by the name of Glenn Richard Albert Mills who intentionally infected sexual partners with HIV. He faces 14 years in prison if convicted. My aunty was a victim to another man in a similar case 16 years ago, and it was her testimony that helped put him behind bars.

It’s the most ethical story in the entire magazine, and because I’m a nice guy, I’ll save you $4 and provide the full article, no charge, here: Lifestyle:Yahoo

New Idea Magazine - July 18 2009