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The Finest Porn Parodies EVER! [NSFW]

•April 23, 2009 • Leave a Comment

A gallery tribute to the porn parody, because there’s no way you’re masturbating to Tom Hanks…

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Tags: Chinese Bootleggers Taking The Piss, Edward Penis-hands, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, masturbation, Movie Covers, Movie Poster Rip-offs or Coincidences?, Movie Poster Templates, NSFW, Parodies, Parody, Porn Industry, Porn Wars, Pornography, Pornstars, sex, The Finest Porn Parodies EVER! [NSFW], White Men Can't Hump, Womb Raider

N.A.S.A. – “Gifted” (featuring Santigold, Kanye West & Lykke Li) [music video]

•April 22, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Animation by: threeleggedlegs

Squeak E. Clean and DJ Zegon have just a humble mission statement attached to their pairing as N.A.S.A (North America South America). “The righteous goal of bringing people together through music and art.” Amen.

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Tags: acid trip?, Album Trailer, animation, artists, astronauts, Director - Three Legged Legs, Don't Do Drugs, Kanye West, Lykke Li, Music Video, musician, NASA, North America South America, Production Company - Green Dot Films, Santigold, The Spirit of Apollo

Stereographic Tokyo / Small Planets

•April 22, 2009 • Leave a Comment

By using an ultra-wide fisheye lens, turns an average panorama shot into a small planet:

Surreal. There are lots of Sterographic pictures out there, but not so many that warrant a blog post – that’s the magic of Tokyo I guess.

View Full Collection at: heiwa4126’s Flickr

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Tags: neat, panorama warp, Photography, Small Planets, Stereographics, surreal, Tokyo Japan, ultra-wide fisheye

The Muppets + Ocean’s 11 = Trailer Spoof Awesomness! [mashup]

•April 22, 2009 • Leave a Comment

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Tags: directed by Jim Henson, directed by Steven Soderbergh, fake commercial, Mashup, Movie Trailer, Ocean’s 11, original music by David Holmes, The Great Muppet Caper, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Trailer Spoof, voiceover

Mum kills son at shooting range

•April 22, 2009 • Leave a Comment

What the hell people…

WARNING: Graphic Images. A security video from inside a gun range shows a Florida woman shoot her son in the back of the head before turning the gun on herself. Family members say she was mentally ill:

Of all the places, they had to go to a shooting range and give a mentally ill person a gun. I don’t understand gun culture or shooting range regulations, but giving a mentally unstable person a gun, I would have thought would’ve been an obvious no no. Hope that place burns.

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Tags: April 7, Associated Press, Guns, mentally ill, News, Security Video, Shooting range, WTF

Audi, You Just Got Served

•April 22, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Apparently Audi bought an ad next to a BMW dealership in LA to be dicks. Well, BMW fought back with the power of cheeky advertising:

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Tags: Audi, Billboard, BMW, Cars, clever advertising, Pawnage

The Kabutom MX-03!

•April 21, 2009 • Leave a Comment

How freaking awesome is this piece of technology!

The control box

Beetleborgs! No not quite and it’s not some wild contraption from some Anime show either. It’s called the Kabutom MX-03, this 35-foot, 15-ton monster was 11 years in the making, debuting—along with its builder…

Shaped like a “kabuto-mushi” (rhinocerous beetle, a favorite design of Japanese toymakers and, uh, candymakers), it can be remote controlled or piloted from the cockpit (visible on the left side), and is capable of carrying passengers inside its shell. Alas it more “shuffles” than walks — the legs pull it along the ground, while the weight is supported by wheels.

“Passion like this represents the best part of Japanese otaku culture.”

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Tags: Beetleborgs, Decepticons, i want, Japan, Japanese Awesomeness, Kabutom MX-03, otaku, Power Rangers spin-off!?, Rhinoceros beetle robot, robotics, Robots, Technology

Stall

•April 20, 2009 • Leave a Comment

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Tags: Anime, Japan, urinal, WTF

Röyksopp “Happy Up Here” [music video]

•April 20, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Midway through you’ll start to notice some familiar old school video game characters!

Norwegian electronic music duo Röyksopp release their first single from their new album ‘Junior.’

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Tags: album - Junior, animation, colourful, Music Video, Norwegian electronic music duo Royksopp, Röyksopp "Happy Up Here" [music video], Ruben Sutherland, Space Invaders, Video Games

The Real Zoolander!

•April 18, 2009 • Leave a Comment

In Ben Stiller’s seminal, early oughts fashion comedy ‘Zoolander,’ Ben plays a male supermodel known his his signature poses Blue Steel, Le Tigre, Ferrari and Magnum.

Like many Ben Stiller movies, ‘Zoolander’ is a work of fiction, and though many people jokingly imitated Zoolander’s poses in the wake of the film’s release, as far as we know, no one has ever executed them in earnest.

The Real-Life Zoolander

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Tags: Blue Steel, dick in a box, douchebag, Ferrari, gif, Le Tigre, lol, poser, really really good looking, The Real-life Zoolander

Wolf + Pig! [stop motion]

•April 18, 2009 • Leave a Comment

This stop-motion by Takeuchi Taijin (Dokugyunyu) is fantastic! The changes in perspective really take this to the next level.
[1,300 printed pictures!]

Well said BOOOOOOOM