Repair Replacement

•December 4, 2008 • Leave a Comment

“Hi Findlay it’s Jules here from Noel Leeming. Unfortunately Findlay your camera has been lost in transit, [which explains the delay: Date 09/09/08] so we’ll be replacing it with the newest Sony Camcorder Model. Also, there won’t be a five year warranty attached, only the one year, so you may want to talk to your mum or dad about that.”

Aww-boo-hoo…

…Ahem

A NEW FUNKING CAMERA WOO-HOO!!!

 

Actually it’s only about 3 steps up from my old consumer model, and personally I liked my old one better. But still, I’d be most content with a crap stills camera as long as it’s capable of capturing video – I can make it work.

So what to do now… Hmmm, it’s been so long…

DIY music video? Indie digi feature. Art house b/w noir short, starring an un/affectionate gun-toting callgirl? Amateur indulgent compilation porno? Or maybe a Gorilla Doco with a Truman Syndrome twist?

Time to startup the old Intellectual Property Machine; Dark is back baby!!!

Stupid lost in transit my ass camera grumble grumble humbug…

Know That Movie?

•December 3, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Nerdcore Rap to the Max – Stack the Memory [nerdcore rap]

•December 3, 2008 • Leave a Comment

 What really scares me is that I actually understand about half of this:

Stack The Memory – By the Sniper Twins

Lager Is Cheaper than Water in U.K. Supermarkets

•December 2, 2008 • Leave a Comment

During difficult economic times, you really don’t need much of an excuse to get loaded. Here’s one anyway:


It’s Cheaper Than Drinking Water

That’s the case in Great Britain, where it was recently found that it’s less expensive to purchase booze than bottled water at the country’s leading supermarkets. In fact, discounted “own-brand” beer costs as little as 35 cents per can.

The research comes from a non-profit anti-alcoholism group called Addaction, that also supports a push to tighten drinking laws in the country with measures that include banning “happy hour” specials and other cheap deals on booze.

While certain party-fouling groups seem to think that low prices contribute to drinking problems, we can’t help but wonder how bottled water got so damn expensive. Isn’t beer still being made out of water?

Read Full Article: Times Online

•December 2, 2008 • Leave a Comment

How true

Crazy Beautiful [F]

•December 2, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Caitlin. says:

wat?

Caitlin. says:

Caitlin is disappointed, she doesn’t appreciate it when someone is mad at her,but communicates through FB status, bit like im doing now? its childish and pointless.

 

Caitlin is also disappointed that someone she has been friends with for so long, seems to have little to say to her these days.

Caitlin. says:

Caitlin has tried, although failed to communicate with this person, but feels the recipient may just not want to speak to her anymore.

Caitlin. says:

if you have something to say fin, say it.

Fin says:

How should I react when one of my best friends is called crazy by another friend that doesn’t see and has yet to realize this is a problem? Mike isn’t crazy.

Fin says:

It just upset me that you would say something like that.

Caitlin. says:

its nice to know i have to piss you off for you to actually speak to me these days, even then you didn’t really, Facebook status? common dude

Caitlin. says:

you took what i said the wrong way in the first place

Caitlin. says:

or maybe i just cant spell, i don’t know

Caitlin. says:

would have thought instead of going to the trouble of facebooking, you could have said, caitlin what you said pissed me off

Caitlin. says:

what you have told me of mike is that he has a lot of sex, objectifies women and sleeps with girls who have boyfriends, then brags about it

Caitlin. says:

gosh, not crazy.

Fin says:

Relax, it wasn’t an immediate attack at your name. It’s a fuelled opinion about my general feeling towards such behaviours

Fin says:

and i was surprised by your remark is all

Caitlin. says:

my apologies if my comments were misinterpreted, and i apologise if you were offended, this wasn’t my intention

Fin says:

i would have told you but, i guess i was waiting for you to pick up on it

Fin says:

which you didn’t

Caitlin. says:

but i do like it how we get very intellectual when we argue. 

Caitlin. says:

do argue with me more often wont you?

Caitlin. says:

makes me feel like a smarty pants.

Caitlin. says:

you still love me, and the feeling is mutual..goodnight finny xx

Fin says:

love you

Caitlin. says:

night xx

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Know That Movie?

•December 2, 2008 • Leave a Comment

WAL*MART Sells Penis-Fun-Straws ($1.68 for a pack)

•December 2, 2008 • Leave a Comment

A mother says the straws she bought for her three-year-old daughter were shaped like a male sex organ. Could this be a case of pareidolia (psychological phenomenon involving a vague image or sound being perceived as significant, like seeing faces or animals in clouds) or is her argument valid?

Sure, current iterations of crazy straws are significantly crazy, but I’d say that, much like anything else in life, adding penises to the equation makes things even craaaaaazier.

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

Dark Stats 4,000!!! [SFW]

•December 2, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Quite honestly, this is less of a celebration, as I feel it’s inevitable the Stats are going to continue to climb at a rate of 1,000+ each month. [sometimes optimist]

So the celebratory BOOBS will only come after every 5,000 hits… Or as I see fit, which is mostly everyday so don’t be sad, you BOOB searching regular you; Be Happy!

HERE’S ONE FOR THE LADIES

Sexy Boys; who would you befriend? *BARF*

Encouragement [9]

•December 2, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Blu in Berlin [animation]

•December 2, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Blu is a street artist from Argentina. He’s taken graffiti to a whole new level, creating animations on public walls and sidewalks. Creative Genius – Hell Yes.

Also Check Out:

MUTO – a wall-painted animation by BLU

Not only did he work in the less-than-ideal environment of the sidewalk, but it meant that he couldn’t have more than one frame in existence at a time, with no possibility of reworking old frames or sketching out new ones. Once the frame was shot, the work was destroyed. Amazing!

Visit: YouTube Channel / Blog / Sketch Note-Book

Know That Movie?

•December 2, 2008 • Leave a Comment