Two Face Kitty

•November 23, 2008 • Leave a Comment

A kitten was born in Australia on Wednesday with two faces.

It’s kind-of cute in a weird mutated kind of way and made me wish all pets had more faces. But then I realized how expensive it would be to feed all those extra faces, and decided it wasn’t so awesome afer all.

The kitten ate out of just one mouth because of a cleft plate but both mouths meowed simultaneously.

The two-faced feline was one of three in a litter and appears to be doing well. It hasn’t got a name yet, but the owner is thinking of calling it Mr Men or Quasi Modo.

Yeah, Quasi Modo, that won’t fuck it up for life. You might as well saw off a couple legs and name it Cripples.

Proof Of The Coming Apocalypse?

UPDATE: The rare two-faced kitten born in Midvale on Wednesday, which captured the world’s attention, has died.

The Kitten, which was being kept at its owners home with its mother and two siblings, died late yesterday after getting fluid in its lungs. 

Read Article: In My Community

Winning Is Everything

•November 23, 2008 • Leave a Comment

FC Copenhagenporn

Danish Superliga team FC Copenhagen is regularly rewarded with a special bonus: a pair of porn movies for every game they win.

One of the club’s sponsors, sex movie distributors BN Agentur, have promised the squad two porn movies every time they win…

Copenhagen, known locally as FCK, screen the films at their training ground – although they refuse to reveal who gets to keep them afterwards.

Club chairman Flemming Ostergaard said: “As far as I am concerned, there is nothing wrong with it.”

That’s Europe for ya. Pornography doesn’t need to be watched alone for the purpose of masturbation.  Why, sometimes it’s good to get aroused by hardcore sex while you’re surrounded by your teammates.  It’s a good way to build camaraderie and forge the bonds of brotherhood.  A big, gay brotherhood.

Read Article: Daily Record

Fiery Meteorite Burns Up the Sky

•November 23, 2008 • 1 Comment

Thursday night, a meteorite fell in Western Canada, burning up as it hit the Earth’s atmosphere, creating a brilliant flash over Alberta and Saskatchewan. Witnesses got to experience the brightest fireball the country has seen in over a decade. Fortunately for us non-Canadians, several video cameras captured the meteorite’s luminous fall.

The video below shows the fall as captured by a police dashboard camera in Edmonton, Alberta. The next step is for astronomers to search the region for the meteorite fragments, which are billions of years old and valuable for study:

The meteorite appeared in the sky around 5pm MT, and Alan Hildebrand, a planetary scientist said it was probably the largest to land in Canada in 12 years. And the object’s entry into the Earth’s atmosphere created an impressive display. According to the Globe and Mail:

Hildebrand says the meteor could likely be seen up to 700 kilometres away, into the northern United States. It contained about a tenth of a kiloton of energy when it entered the earth’s atmosphere, equal to 100 tons of the chemical explosive TNT.

“It would be something like a billion-watt light bulb.”

Besides sonic boom sounds, he said witnesses also reported hearing hissing or crackling noises like frying bacon. Fireballs can act as radio transmitters, Mr. Hildebrand said, causing odd sounds.

Daily Encouragement [3]

•November 23, 2008 • Leave a Comment

*At The Car Wash* [Pawnage]

•November 22, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Morons…?…Gasoline Fight!!!

I’m Thankful for Sarah Palin

•November 22, 2008 • 1 Comment

Sarah Palin Thanksgiving Interview [Watch the Background]

Gov. Palin loves the kill!

lol, oblivious to the turkey carnage, I could never dream up anything this surreal and perfect.

Watch: Every Single MK vs DC Fatality

•November 21, 2008 • 1 Comment

Midway probably won’t be happy at the lost rental revenues [why else would you pick the game up?], but whatever.

Here’s a clip showing every single fatality that can be performed in Mortal Kombat vs DC. Even the Joker’s move that was cut from the US version. Some of them are pretty neat, but for a game involving comic book superheroes, I was hoping for a little showmanship.

Hmm, not very innovative.

Women Dig Scarred Men For One-Night Stands

•November 21, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Apparently…

Women looking for short-term relationships view scarring as an attractive feature in a partner.

Researchers from the University of Liverpool showed study participants images of faces with different levels of scarring, and asked how they would rate them for long- and short-term relationships. Women preferred the scarred men for one-night stands, but those with unmarked skin as life partners.

Earlier findings have demonstrated that women favor men with square jaws for quick sex, but males with more feminine features for cohabitation. In both studies, scientists concluded that women are satisfying their evolutionary urges by using the more masculine-looking men for their sturdy genes, and the less aggro-appearing guys for their perceived caring.

Male participants had no discrepancy in their preferences — a conclusion which has been pretty much resolved since the beginning of time.

Read Full Article: LIVE Science

So how about those of us with faces like Wookies? Wolf-men as we like to be called?

Daily Encouragement [2]

•November 21, 2008 • Leave a Comment

The California Inferno

•November 21, 2008 • Leave a Comment

SANTA BARBARA, California (CNN) — A brush fire that roared out of control in Santa Barbara County has damaged or destroyed nearly 150 homes, charred 1,500 acres and possibly contributed to at least one death, officials said Friday.

California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger declared a state of emergency Friday in Santa Barbara County as firefighters and rescue workers from multiple state and local agencies worked into the night to contain the so-called Tea fire.

Named after the fire’s suspected place of origin, the Tea Garden Estate, the fire has destroyed a monastery, multimillion-dollar mansions and modest ranch-style homes and forced more than 5,500 people to evacuate.

Click on Epic Photography to Enlarge:

a firefighting helicopter flies through a smoke filled sky over the pacific ocean at sunset as firefighters try to gain control of the tea fire [november 14 2008]some homes burn while neighboring homes are spared during a wildfire in yorba linda calif [saturday nov 15 2008 - photo by Chris Carlson]most of the homes in the oakridge mobile home park which reportedly had 600-800 homes lie in ruins after burning in the sylmar fire [november 15 2008 in sylmar california]a firefighter looks on as most of the homes in the oakridge mobile home park burnresidents watch as fire comes close to their homes [november 15 2008 in yorba linda california]an air tanker flies over the edge of a wildfire in yorba linda calif [Saturday Nov 15 2008 photo by Chris Carlson]firefighters are covered with red phos check fire retardant dropped by a firefighting airtanker on the house they are protecting as wildfire closes in. [November 15 2008 in yorba linda]a firefighting helicopter dips into a water reservoir as to pick up a load of water during wildfire fighting operation in montecito calif near santa barbara [Friday Nov 14 2008]firefighter walks toward a fire25flames cross over a ridge occupied by high voltage power lines near mountain drive and coyote road in montecito califa firefighter and photographer jump back as a home explodes into flames during a wind driven brush fire in northern los angeles [Photo by Dan Steinberg]a fire whirl comes close to homes during the corona fire [November-15]a huge multi million dollar home goes up in flames as a raging wildfire swept through montecito calif outside santa barbaraglow of a wildfire is seen as it draws close to house [November-15] yorba-linda-californiaa coroners office investigator searches the oakridge mobile home community following a wildfire fueled by strong winds in the sylmar area of los angeles [November 16 2008]

Website: CAL Fire Mission

Awesome Intro for a Dirty Film

•November 20, 2008 • 1 Comment

!!! CARMELLA BING & SASHA GREY RULE !!!

LOLZOR Awesome Right? Come’on you love it!

Voltron Painting Took an Entire Year, Captured in Time-Lapse Video

•November 20, 2008 • Leave a Comment

San Francisco artist Robert Burden spent a year — a year — painting his man-sized Voltron pièce de résistance, “Defensor Mundi”, and caught the whole process in time-lapse. Sure, the floral theme doesn’t inspire much confidence in Voltron’s RoBeast-slaying abilities, but the music and painting are a treat.