Casting: Calling All Carls

•November 15, 2008 • Leave a Comment

If you or someone you know looks like Carl, this could be your shot at immortality. Sweaty, hairy, horny immortality.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Fat, bald Foreigner fans unite — this is your time to shine. Aqua Teen Hunger Force is hosting an open casting call for the role of Carl, the neighbor who loves porn and hookers. That lucky, lucky actor will appear in the ATHF live action episode. The casting call is open until December 1, and I imagine this is strictly America only. [obviously]

Adult Swim’s Aqua Teen Hunger Force may be a trio of fast-food jackasses, but it wouldn’t be anything without its human foil, Carl, the group’s hirsute, horny neighbor who is hurt, mutilated or even killed every episode.

Send in your video tryouts over at Adult Swim’s ATHF site.

Presidential FAIL: Bush Rockin’ The Shocker

•November 14, 2008 • 1 Comment

President Bush Gives Nation The Shocker Sign

Rumor has it that this is President Bush giving the ASU hand sign at an event honoring the 2008 NCAA sports champions. But I think we all know this is the president letting us all know that when he has two in the pink, he also likes to toss one in the stink.

EPIC FAIL!

More HALO3 Ingenuity

•November 14, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Final Fantasy VII - CoverArtGhostBustersLegend Of Zelda - CoverArtMass Effect - CoverArtI Am LegendThe Lion King

Rlated: HALO3 Land Art (NSFW) 

IT CAME FROM THE SWAMP! National Tour

•November 14, 2008 • 1 Comment

It Came From The Swamp 08
Seven short films made in the Waikato are screening in venues around the country.

The tour kicked off in Hamilton on Tuesday November 11 as part of a double feature programme in association with the Hamilton Film Society at the Victoria Cinema.

The tour will screen in Waiheke Island, Auckland City, Wellington, Christchurch, Te Anau, Granity, Nelson and Coromandel Town with many more to be announced.

So many more if fact that if you have a mad, keen troop of film-heads eager to know what exactly ‘Came From The Swamp, you can contact this guy: Joe Citizen event organiser/director, to schedule a screening in your town. [mrjoecitizen@gmail.com]

“I’m going to be giving out my mobile phone number and if we’re passing through a town and someone – anyone – calls me up to ask for a showing and if we’ve got time we’ll rock into town and roll tape.”

The compilation has been rated R13 by the office of the censor, as it contains some scenes of horror, violence and exuberant exacerbation’s of quenchables. Copies of the DVD are available at $30 each.

 THE SEVEN FILMS ARE

‘Retribution’ directed by Paul Tilling. A story of love and revenge set in imperial France – coming to a cinema near you.

‘Clean as a whistle’ directed by Sarah Rosser. A quirky musical with a psychological edge.

‘Swing’ directed by Dawn Tuffery. An environmentally conscious animation about a little guy and his swing. (This film played at the New Zealand International Film Festival.)

‘Betty Banned Sweets’ directed by Michelle Savill. Set in Hamilton, a young man finds it difficult to leave home. (This film played at the Brisbane and Melbourne International Film Festivals.)

‘Spit Takes’ directed by Chris Tan. The comedic art of the spit gag, explained for beginners.

‘Meat’ directed by Joe Citizen. Vampires and blood a-plenty, this spectacular film was shot at Matangi.

‘Dark Priest’ directed by Sasha Nixon. The story of a vigilante priest who struggles between his conscience and the evils of the world.

Hamilton, Victoria Cinema
[8pm 11th November]

Raglan, Yot Club
[7.30pm 12th November]

Waiheke Island, Waiheke Community Cinema
[7.30pm 15th November]

Auckland, The Wine Cellar, St. Kevin’s Arcade, Karangahape Rd
[7.30pm, 19th November]

Wellington, The Film Archive
[5pm, 22nd November]

Christchurch, The Philip Carter auditorium, Christchurch Art Gallery
[7.30pm, 27th November]

Te Anau, Te Anau Community Centre
[3rd December]

Arrowtown, Dorothy Browns Cinema
[8.30pm, 6th December]

Granity, Drifters Cafe
[13th December]

Coromandel Township
[21st December]

Picton
[24th December]

Welldone, and big’ups to Mr Citizen!

Dave Grohl drums for The Prodigy

•November 14, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Dave Grohl

“Dave Grohl is apparently returning to his role as a jobbing drummer to the stars. The Foo Fighters frontman has, perhaps wisely, announced that he is resting the band for a while after last year’s Wembley Stadium mega-gig in support of their Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace album. But he hasn’t been letting the grass grow under his feet.

The former Nirvana and one-time Queens of the Stone Age drummer has lent his services as sticksman to the Prodigy.

Grohl appears on their forthcoming album Invaders Must Die, due in March, on a track entitled Run With the Wolves.

Liam Howlett told Kerrang:

“Dave emailed us to see what we were up to and offered his services. It was really inspiring. It’s definitely the most venomous track on the album. Keith really goes for it on lead vocals. It’s wicked.”

Of the follow-up to 2004’s underwhelming Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned, Howlett said bullishly:

“All fucking bands say their new record’s their best, but this just feels really triumphant for us. It’s on fire. It’s all about the three of us together and what we can do. You know what we deal with – it’s beats in a predominantly electronic style and it’s full of fucked-up guitars.”

The album will be released through the band’s own Take Me To The Hospital imprint of Cooking Vinyl in March.”

Visit: Prodigy / Kerrang

Goody Goody Gum Drops [A Taste Of Summer]

•November 13, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Bubblegum flavoured ice cream with fruit flavoured jellies throughout, in a choc shell

Goody Goody Gum Drops

Less than 10mins from the dairy back to my house, my Goody Goody was melting through the thin layer of chocolate coating. [drool] Not saying that was bad thing or that I took time out to examine it. Just saying you get what you pay for. $2 and well worth it!

Lolly Scramble: World Record Breaking Pinata Busted Open

•November 13, 2008 • Leave a Comment

YUUMM!!! They didn’t let all that candy go to waste after all.

Thanks Kate for the heads up!

LADYHAWKE [game]

•November 12, 2008 • Leave a Comment

In accordance with Super Obama World, I bring you:

LadyHawke - The Game

Ladyhawke aka New Zealand born Pip Brown is a massive fan of retro arcade games.

PLAY IT!!!

Had to post this music video as well, for all my offshore compadres [but mostly for myself] Alternative, Dance, 80’s Synth Rock, Indie music for the dancefloor, yes please:

Back Of The Van

Look

•November 12, 2008 • Leave a Comment

where do all the eyeballs go?
600,000 eyeballs are trashed every year. Please donate for the blind.

First of all; where in Hell did all those eyeballs come from? Second of all; where in Hell did all those eyeballs come from?

The blind would be infuriated if they saw this.

Trojan Donkey

•November 12, 2008 • 1 Comment

The world’s largest trojan horse donkey Piñata was recently constructed and displayed in Philadephia, PA as part of a publicity stunt and commercial for Carnival Cruise Lines.

World's Largest Ass

“The donkey was 28.5 meters (94′) long, 7.2 meters (24′) wide and 18 (60′) meters tall and fill with 3,628 lbs of candy. (8,000lbs).”

Pinata

Carnival got the crowd riled up by promising to bust the monster ass open with a giant wrecking ball, but never did. Which is pretty freaking disappointing. Lamest. Fiesta. Ever.

Bender’s Anti-Piracy Warning

•November 11, 2008 • Leave a Comment


FUTURAMA: Bender’s Game [DVD]

SAIRALEI’s First Annual Xmas Bash!!!

•November 11, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Like Rock? Hell Yes! Like Live Music? Funk’n A! Like Tinsel, Christmas Jingles and the smell of Tannenbaum? Yeah me neither.

Sairalei - First Annual Xmas Bash

Indie Alternative Rock Group SAIRALEI [say-rah-lay] is performing a FREE ENTRY XMAS BASH on the 20thof your lord’s birth-month.

They are raising money to record their first record, which is beyond awesome; so be cool and share the love; you don’t need more Halo merchandise, those new pair of shoes, that 2nd cellphone or that Optimums Prime Transformer you’ve been saving up for, and porn is pretty much free now a days.

Listen: MySpace

Start Time:
Saturday, December 20, 2008 at 8:00pm
End Time:
Sunday, December 21, 2008 at 1:00am
Location:
Echo Bar
Street:
Level 1, 55 Clyde Road, Browns Bay
City/Town:
North Shore, New Zealand

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My friend Rob Sanders is the drummer for Sairalei and if it’s good for him it’s good for me, and you like me so you’ll like Sairalei. Can’t you see the logic?

 

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