Maximum Pun [movie review]

•October 21, 2008 • Leave a Comment

As an adaptation to a great game it wasn’t that great a movie and as a standalone picture, even then it doesn’t stack up. Mediocre told story and no directorial style, just textbook photocopy game adaptation.

Cinematography was good and acting was acting, but without a decent storyline, the spur of action sequences weren’t as badass as they could have been.

As soon as the curtains widened and the lights went down; I was looking forward to being engaged in Max Payne’s world. The only part of the film that did this was the opening narration and that one flashback sequence that comes halfway towards the end of the movie that would have worked better at the beginning. I was so disengaged by the lack of set up/build that I began to notice the transitions between editing cuts.

The first act which I had assumed was going to fill me in on the characters and world never came, so by the time Ludacris appeared, I couldn’t give a rats ass.

The movie was empty and lame and a waste of -get this- 15 Funking dollars. I’d like to think that Mila Kunis was worth 5 -but 15. Cinema prices need to come down!

Do yourself a favour; Save your money and spend it on fruit from that guy selling on the side of the road.

Katy Perry’s Cake Dive Pawnage

•October 21, 2008 • Leave a Comment

I am not a big Katy Perry fan. But I gotta say; I found amusement in watching this girl FAIL. Exhibit A:

Video: Cake disaster: Katy Perry kisses the floor

Selma Blair Entertains Paparazzi

•October 20, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Now I have to be honest here… I was initially looking for Selma Blair soft-core porn because YOU KNOW she is that Hot.  Pun intended.

PS: No luck on the soft-core Selma Blair 😦

Colours, Lights and Imagination

•October 20, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Colours, Lights and Imagination. How can this not be one of the coolest things on the planet.

P I K A P I K A
Lightning Doodle Projects

pikapika in kanazawa 2008 trailer

HALO3 Land Art (NSFW)

•October 20, 2008 • 1 Comment

Assault Rifle, Battle Rifle, Beam Rifle,  Brute Shot, Carbine, Energy Sword, Gravity Hammer, Needler, Missile Pod, Rocket Launcher, Shotgun, SMG, Mauler, Magnum, Long Range Sniper Rifle,  Spartan Laser, Spiker, Sentinel Beam, Plasma Rifle, Plasmla Pistol,  Plasma Cannon, Fuel Rod Gun, Flamethrower and a whole lot of TLC.

 

Related News: Halo3 Recon

Husband Kills Wife Over… Facebook

•October 19, 2008 • Leave a Comment

A man has been jailed for life for stabbing his wife to death over a posting she made on the social networking site Facebook.

Emma Forrester

Wayne Forrester, 34, told police he was devastated that his wife Emma, also 34, had changed her online profile to “single” days after he had moved out.

Forrester, an HGV driver, was drunk and high on cocaine when he attacked the mother of two in the early hours as she slept.

He beat her, tore out clumps of her hair, and repeatedly stabbed her in the head and neck.

Neighbours were woken up by her screams. They found him sitting outside the house covered in blood and called the police.

Josh Homme Flips Out On Stage (NSFW)

•October 19, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Josh Homme’s outburst @ Norwegian Wood 08

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•October 1, 2008 • Leave a Comment

Eye 1946 by M.C. Escher

Eye 1946 by M.C. Escher