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What Is the Best Non-Conventional Xmas Film and Why Is It Die Hard?
•December 23, 2014 • Leave a CommentThe Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
•December 19, 2014 • Leave a CommentJust watched this with sis and my dad at IMAX 3D in HFR (high frame rate) and it was good; the film that is — I prefer the standard formats without any gimmicks, but the screening time suited. It’s a long film, and being the last and only franchise that will ever be undertaken on such a scale and quality…excuse me. Make sure to bring yourself a handkerchief too, just in case. Oh darn it, my eyes are swelling up again, I need something silly yet related to play me out:
This song was off his second album “Two Sides of Leonard Nimoy”, and a badly lip-synced version of it was televised in 1967, with five choreographically-disabled girls providing some brilliant dance moves.
Megatron’s Selfie Spiel
•December 19, 2014 • Leave a CommentHis diatribe about this generation’s narcism is SPOT ON:
Colbert Interviews Smaug on The Colbert Report [cameos]
•December 19, 2014 • Leave a CommentThe fearsome fire drake Smaug dropped by The Colbert Report and bragged about being the OG wyrm (dragon):
Grrr, I hate it when videos get disabled. Here’s a look at Stephen Colbert’s sneaky cameo appearance in “The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug”
The End of an Era
•December 18, 2014 • Leave a CommentTomorrow I am going to see the final installment of the LOTR/Hobbit movies. I will be entertained, and it may be a bittersweet experience leaving the theatre knowing nothing of that calibre will ever grace my retinas again — because all other fantasy films in general bore me, — and I know it will be a good send off.
The one thing that would ruin it for me however is if Tauriel, the Woodland Elf played by Canadian actress Evangeline Lilly, dies. I know she wasn’t part of J.R.R. Tolkien’s original book, so in that sense her character is sort of expendable and not bound to the same literary authenticity as the others, but I liked the inclusion of her character in the movie and the little love triangle thing going on. Plus I’m sick of seeing Orlando Bloom/Legolas defy every notion of gravity and propulsion. “Auta miqula orqu”, show off. Evangeline Lilly needs more big-screen time.









