Guy Fights Off Pranksters With Night Vision Goggles and Supersoaker Filled With Piss

[Unrelated Imgae] Kim Harris, chief pilot for Aviation Specialties Unlimited, Inc., looks through night vision goggles inside the hangar at his company's headquarters in Boise, Idaho. Because of wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, there is a shortage of goggles available to American medical pilots.

The 50-year-old man said he was fed up with his house being toilet-papered and took matters into his own hands. Using night-vision goggles [received from his son who served in the military], he spotted 15 to 20 people running toward his place. He told the group to leave, swore at them and sprayed them with a “supersoaker” squirt gun filled with fox urine. [good story]

Unfortunately; Scott Edward Wagar faces charges of fifth-degree assault, theft and disorderly conduct in Kandiyohi County District Court for the incident, and I hope he gets off.

During an interview with the detective, Wagar allegedly said he found a cell phone in the field, found out the phone number and called the father of the person who owned it. The man asked for the phone back and Wagar told him he could have it for $100. The man declined to pay the price and Wagar later turned the phone over to the detective.

The authorities need to write this man a ticket …for being Awesome! I’ve had my home egged and TP’d before and it is not a nice feeling at all. In fact the only cure for said feeling is sweet-sweet revenge. It works trust me.

This good Samaritan deserves a medal of kickassness or valour or something. And in case you’re wondering; you can buy Fox urine in a garden supply store. Apparently it’s a good rodent repellent.

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~ by Fionnlagh on December 13, 2008.

One Response to “Guy Fights Off Pranksters With Night Vision Goggles and Supersoaker Filled With Piss”

  1. I agree he should get a Medal for his Act. Its time to take matters in our own hands to protect our assets. People need to learn in school how to respect other people and belongings!!! Great Use of your Night Vision Googles. Cindy

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