Mario Enlightens Us
Well, he has been around awhile. Trust Mario to explain relationships to the youngins. Darkly Humorous:
Here’s the shortcut view for shortcutters.
And once you’re there, you’ll learn a few things.
Staying “just friends” isn’t such a bad idea now is it?
It All Makes Sense Now! Thanks Mario!
So the lesson kids, never ever never have sex with anyone you care about …Unless you can restart the game?
