Are Games Preparing Kids for the Apocalypse? — Good Question

This is quite possibly the coolest, most important, fake news question I have come across all year — Are Games Preparing Kids for the Apocalypse? — My fake answer is yes. Hell freaking yes.

While the reporters couldn’t come to a consensus on the necessary extent of preparation, they agreed that the games are in fact addressing our basic future needs [such as collecting morning dew in human skulls, and how to find a med kit to heal zombie bites]. The video is a must-view for any parents concerned about the effects of violence on their children, and whether or not that violence will sufficiently and accurately train them for the inevitable End of Days. ~ The Onion

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~ by Fionnlagh on February 28, 2009.

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