Belgian teen “wakes up” with 56 stars tattooed all over her face

When dumb meets dumber. Stupid Belgian teenager Kimberley Vlaminck, 18, claims Romanian tattoo artist Rouslan Toumaniantz spoke such bad English and French that he misunderstood her at the Tattoo Boy studio in Courtrai, Belgium.

Hmm, a better response would’ve been “I was so trashed I couldn’t feel the needle stabbing me in the face for three hours”…

She claims she fell asleep while the tattooist went to work and woke up to find 56 stars on her face.

“It is horrible,” sobbed Kimberley. “He has turned me into a freak. I can’t go out on the street now without people looking at me.”

However, Mr Toumaniantz insists she “got what she wanted” – and only complained when her dad got angry and her boyfriend dumped her.

She is now suing the body artist for £8,500.

Miss Vlaminch wants compensation to undergo laser treatment to remove the tattoos, but even after the treatment – that will cost upwards of 10,000 Euros, she is likely to be left with scars for life.

Unfortunately, there’s no law currently in Belgium against people lying to cover up stupid shit they did when they were drunk. Also, the star tattoos aren’t too bad. It could be much worse. They’re sort of cute, actually.

I feel sorry for you, but at the same time, I find it so freaking crazy awesome that there are people out there that just unwittingly get thrust into overnight fame, and then get made fun of, and it’s the funny stories like this that are all the rage these days:

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