John Key: “I’m not a reptile” Ushering Humanity Towards Enslavement

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You read correct! The New Zealand Prime Minister, John Key, was implicated in a global conspiracy theory, calling him out as one of a group of shapeshifting alien reptiles set on taking over the world. He denied these allegations on camera to reporters, taking a full 20 working days period to do so of course. What a ridiculous notion, to think the Prime Minster is cool enough to be an intergalactic space lizard, harumph

Although I must say, his three-way handshake during the rugby world cup 2011 was pretty, errr, different:

~ by Fionnlagh on February 16, 2014.

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