Grapefruit Sex, Anyone? Boy, does Auntie Angel Have a Tip for You! [NSFW]

This hits that rarely chartered region of my funny-side, the side that finds humour in the absurdity of other people’s resolve — and she’s a hoot! It isn’t the idea that citric acid will be lathered all over my member which could potentially combust my urethra, it’s just, I question whether this woman’s mind is in fact a bag full of scattery cats.

Trying new things is great, but randomly springing fruit on people who aren’t prepared to A) eat it, or B) slice it with a samurai sword, is Bonita bananas. Sharing your sexual exploits with the rest of the world however, I can let that one slide, just this once. Obviously this is NSFW, ladies & gentlemen — How to suck a dick using a grapefruit:

Stop. Her advice doesn’t sound at all legit, plus she sucks dick like a rabid goblin. I feel prompted to say on behalf of men everywhere; women of the planet Earth, please for the love of romance and all that is holy about my temple, do not fucking “grapefruit” me! Or “large navel orange” me. Sweet?

Auntie Angel’s infamous ‘Grapefruit Blowjob Technique’ is officially dubbed as ‘the most terrible sound in the universe.’

On the upside; I found a new ringtone.

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~ by Fionnlagh on May 12, 2014.

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