Dildo Safety PSA [WTF commercial]

You know what happens when an advertising agency tries to juxtapose a serious issue in regards to child safety with something sexual, believing their own crude humor can be harnessed into something creative and profound? We get a lame, ineffectual waste of everyone’s time. And I hate seeing good dildos put to waste!!!

The only thing gun related in that video was the word, superimposed at the end of the announcement, and as short as the video is, it just seems pretentious. The fact the mother’s didn’t actually react, at all, proves that this advert doesn’t address the issue of ‘safety’ on any level of concern. They just stand their watching their kids whack each other with vagina instruments. As a viewer, I just watched two kids whack each other with vagina instruments. Embarrassment doesn’t save lives [advertising] people. Although, it might still be worth a laugh, depending on how well this is received by the gun & Bible folks. Their valued opinions could grace us with a punchline we were all hoping for.

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‘If you thought yo-yos and chatter rings were cool, wait until you’re an adult!’ — Pitch for a new line of toys; introducing, the Gundo. If that public service announcement is anything to go by, I think I may have found a market. See how easy that was? Someone should fire someone and give me their job. No jokes. Dildos are a serious matter.

~ by Fionnlagh on June 26, 2014.

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