Dear Facebook, I Hate You
Not fond of these annoying reminders I tell ya, I am this close to becoming a Jehovah Witness! (they believe we have one birthday and that is it. Which I like. …But hang on, then there’s the yearly free cake… Cake always wins.)
Sorry friends, I have a strict don’t-care-to-ask-don’t-care-to-say policy. #lonerlyfe
