Two Men Rob a Whangarei Liquor Store Fleeing with Three Bottles of…Non-Alcoholic Wine

Idiots! Surely it would have been more efficient to stay home and drink tap water, bro?

Police were called to the Cactus Liquor Store at 4.45pm on Monday when the men allegedly helped themselves to the wine without paying. Senior Sergeant John Fagan says “three of the bottles were non-alcoholic wine and one was a bottle of Greek fortified wine.”

“The store had high quality CCTV cameras installed at strategic positions within the store enabling high quality footage of the offenders to be obtained,” Mr Fagan said.

After the men fled the store, they waited for a vehicle to pick them up.

Police are following strong lines of inquiries.

And I’d like to think they are shamelessly preparing some brutal roast jokes while they go about it, because these sober gentlemen deserve it. Non-alcohogetthefuckouttahere!

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~ by Fionnlagh on May 6, 2017.

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