US Navy Apologizes After One Of Its Pilots Drew A Penis In The Sky

Wow, that took balls. Seen over Okanogan, Washington, the Navy said there was “zero training value in that maneuver.” The crew has since been grounded.

“The Navy apologizes for this irresponsible and immature act,” said Lt. Cmdr. Leslie Hubbell. “The American people rightfully expect that those who wear the Wings of Gold exhibit a level of maturity commensurate with the missions and aircraft with which they’ve been entrusted,” he said. “Naval aviation continually strives to foster an environment of dignity and respect. Sophomoric and immature antics of a sexual nature have no place in Naval aviation today.” …Giant penis cloud to the contrary.