New Zealand International Film Festival 2013 Is Here!

•July 20, 2013 • Leave a Comment

YESSSSSS! This is definitely my favourite time of the year. I was talking with a friend about watching movies and she told me she had never seen a film by herself before, which I actually thought was weird — I wonder what she thought of me? If you love something enough to show it then you’re a geek, part of which means not being ashamed of how much you like something 😀 and I surely like a good story, regardless of whether I’m alone or not.

Watching a good film on the big screen is something special indeed, an ingenious fad of the 1880s that many once believed would fade away, has become one of our most treasured destinations for escaping reality to journey on an epic adventure. The way our minds accept such a form of glamorised simulation to the point of catharsis is quite extraordinary. Sigmund Freud probably had something to say about that, but I like to believe that it’s because we are all storytellers at heart.

As a small child, my dad used to take me to see the animated shorts section of the festival. Some were great stories I still remember to this day, while others were wild and otherworldly even for the kid that I was to comprehend any logical narrative. I would describe those ones to my dad as being like a fever. But every year, my dad still took me along. It helped that he was a technical manager at Aotea Centre; I saw so many wonderful plays, events and things.

Even towards stuff (and sometimes people) I love, I always get analytical (It’s my nature I guess) and every year I ask myself whether I want to spend my time and money on seeing this many movies alone, and the one thing that convinces me that I should is the thought that, this is what I do. It has become a part of who I am — and who am I if I don’t?! Hmmm, how can I summerise this so I don’t sound so geeky? …I LOVE YOU NEW ZEALAND INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL!!! Yeah.

The first screening of the New Zealand International Film Festival is about to begin at The Civic! Have a great couple of weeks film lovers.

Not in any particular order; these are my definite picks, thus far:

33 years after Alfred Hitchcock left our world, he still manages to shock and amaze audiences. Dial M for Murder is Hitchcock’s classic claustrophobic murder-mystery thriller, filmed in 1954, and much to my surprise, was originally shot using a M.L. Gunzberg’s Natural Vision 3-D camera rig! Film festivals were made to showcase gems like this. How will I feel being a voyeuristic accomplice to murder? I shudder to think.

Blancanieves is an inspired Spanish retelling of the fairy tale, Snow White. Enough said, really. This looks visually compelling and it just all-round sounds cool, and by ‘sounds’ I mean description wise as this was made as a silent film. I look forward to it.

Carmencita (our Snow White) is a feminist heroine – pure in motive, adventurous and unconventional. Daughter of a flamenco dancer and a bullfighter, she is no passive spectator lying around waiting to be saved.

Replacing the spooky northern European romanticism of the Brothers Grimm classic is a rich 1920s Andalusia setting with luxuriant forest landscapes, mansions and matador arenas.

Upstream Color is written and directed by the multi-talented, Shane Carruth, who also stars in it and composed the soundtrack, which is all I need to know. The story has something to do with bioengineered narcotics and two lost souls finding each other, or themselves…I’m intentionally avoiding reading up about this so to control my expectation level. Carruth made a super ingenious, low-budget time-travel film 9 years-ago called Primer, so I trust Upstream Color will be just as clever and thought-provoking.

The East are a group of eco terrorists who target immoral corporations and give them a taste of their own medicine. Sarah is tasked with infiltrating this group to gather intelligence against them. You’re correct if you thought that the premise sounded vaguely familiar — Brit Marling played the time-traveling cult leader in last year’s Sound Of My Voice (which she also co-wrote), only this time round she plays the undercover infiltrator. With Ridley Scott as producer, The East is a grander scale espionage story, or as the San Francisco International Film Festival put it, “a thinking-person’s Bourne Identity…”

A Band Called Death is a rockumentary and family love story about three black teenage brothers who started a band in the early 1970s playing punk-rock music before punk-rock was even a phrase/existed, and they were doing it in the era of motown music, completely shattering the racial stereotypes of the time — and they were damn good too. This is what originality sounds like.

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Playing music impossibly ahead of its time, Death is now being credited as the first black punk band (hell…the first punk band!), and are finally receiving their long overdue recognition as true rock pioneers.

Cheers dad.

Tim Gunn Critiques Star Trek: TOS & The Integrity Of Gender

•July 19, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Tim Gunn of Project Runway & Liz Claiborne, Inc. reunites with geeky actress Jennifer Ewing and comic book historian Alan Kistler.

Tim Gunn Superhero Talk

Despite the fact they only talk about Star Trek for three minutes, I like these geeky discussions about pop culture and comic fashion:

Considering the attire worn throughout the Star Trek universe and the millions of superhero characters living among us today, I don’t doubt they’ll have more discussions on this very important subject matter. Go easy next time though, Baileywick, seriously, Star Trek is awesome!

Adventure Time [street art]

•July 18, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Adventure Time Mural

Hold It Together, Fin!

•July 12, 2013 • Leave a Comment

R.I.P. Douglas Engelbart

•July 5, 2013 • Leave a Comment

This great pioneer of computer science, American engineer and inventor Douglas Engelbart, also known as the “father of the modern PC interface,” died earlier this week aged 88. This man invented the computer mouse. Enough said.

Douglas Carl Engelbart (January 30, 1925 – July 2, 2013)

Thanks for helping boost humanity’s collective IQ and making knowledge of the world we live in more accessible.

It’s A Wrap!

•June 25, 2013 • Leave a Comment

After pwning the exam booklet I shimmied around the invigilator like a boss!

Because that’s how I roll.

Masked Warriors, Eh?

•June 24, 2013 • Leave a Comment

I like the trailer below and not because of its association with a video game — even though it happens to be one of the better on-going FPS series. This teaser doesn’t show any gameplay or say much of anything about COD: Ghosts, what it does show however are references to various cultural and historical masks used to represent their theme, “Masked Warriors”. There are certain masks in particular that mean something to me:

Deep in the misty mountains of Papua New Guinea reside the Asaro Mudmen of the Eastern Highlands Province. Their traditional masks are used to fend off their enemies in tribal warfare.

Though I am not an elder and their story doesn’t belong to me, I believe sharing their part of the world is important:

Long ago, there were two warring tribes in the Highlands. One tribe was driven back into the Asaro river where they realized they could not defeat the other, so they thought to scare them away instead by enlisting the help of spirits. These tribesmen didn’t dare cover their faces in mud from the Asaro river directly because legend told that mud from the Asaro was poisonous, so they mixed the mud with river stones and crafted strange and unusual clay masks to resemble spirits. When they emerged from hiding the rival tribe fell for their trick and fled never to return again, and the art of making mud men masks was and still is kept within the Asaro people.

I have no authority when I speak of the Asaro Mudmen, but like any good story passed down through generations, the essentials of what the masks represent are retained — a founded tradition of a warrior culture. I found it cool that Activision used their image to personify that.

Asaro Mudman

I’m not a Highlands man, but Tolai from Rabaul, and like every tribe in PNG — recorded and unrecorded — the Tolai people also have their own masks:

Duk-Duk dancers in the Gazelle Peninsula, New Britain, 1913

Duk-Duk (pronounced ‘Dook-Dook’) is a secret society, part of the traditional culture of the Tolai people of the Rabaul area of New Britain, the largest island in the Bismarck Archipelago of Papua New Guinea, in the South Pacific. Duk-Duk only appeared with the full moon. The society’s practice has been dying out since around the start of the 20th century, but Duk-Duk dancers are now featured as tourist attractions. ~ wikipedia

That’s where I come from. Yes, the world is an interesting place and PNG has so many different colours and traditional dresses, I’m not going to do them much justice by featuring them alongside a videogame. Speaking of which, I should probably say something about the game too… Umm… Way to market, Activision 😛

“Okay to call tonight’s Full Moon “super”, but only if you would call a 13-inch pizza “super” compared with a 12-inch pizza. The perennially hyped name “Super Moon” insults the legacy of Superman, Super Volcanoes, Supernovae, and even Super Mario. FYI: Moon’s orbit around Earth is oval. Distance varies by about 10%. When Moon is Full & “close”, some call it the Super Moon.” ~ Neil deGrasse Tyson

•June 23, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Ha! Not only is Neil deGrasse Tyson smart he also packs a sense of (outspoken) attitude. You may recognize the man from his cameo appearance on The Big Bang Theory:

FUN FACTS: Astrophysicist and science communicator Neil DeGrasse Tyson called out Titanic and Prometheus for their astronomical inaccuracies and sketchy science:

That’s right, as Tyson points out, half a billion miles from Earth would only put you just past Jupiter. In reality, a single light year equates to 5.88 trillion miles, not billion. So 35 light years would have put the crew some 205.8 trillion miles away from the Earth. Well past Jupiter, and well outside of our solar system. Yeah, tell that writer what’s what!

Also, a few billion years before that happened; to commemorate the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the ocean liner Titanic on April 15, 1912, James Cameron re-released a 3D presentation version of his epic 1997 film, only he made one noteworthy adjustment, thanks to Tyson — which may impress any continuity buffs or closet astronomers out there. Tyson criticized the point in the film when Rose is lying on the piece of driftwood and staring up at the stars, saying that the star field Rose sees was incorrect:

“Worse than that, it was not only the wrong sky; the left-half of the sky was a mirror reflection of the right-half of the sky! It was not only wrong, it was lazy! And I’m thinking, this is wrong.” ~ Neil deGrasse Tyson

And here is how James Cameron addressed Tyson’s criticism:

“All right, you son of a bitch, send me the right stars for the exact time, 4:20 a.m. on April 15, 1912, and I’ll put it in the movie.” ~ James Cameron

Perfectionists! You can’t complain with scientific logic though. Astrophysicists need escapism too I guess, so let’s all make sure our calculations are pinpoint accurate.

Supermoon Tonight

•June 23, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Look up tonight around 5pm and you’ll notice the moon is much bigger and brighter than usual. In fact, it is the biggest moon we’ll see this year:

Thanks Stardome.

R.I.P. James Gandolfini

•June 21, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Three-time Emmy winner James Gandolfini died Tuesday at the age of 51, according to HBO. Gandolfini suffered a heart attack while on vacation in Italy.

Second Exam Terminated!

•June 21, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Before Exam

During Exam

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After Exam

Uhh, That’s All Folks

“LA FWAY” (A Lip Reading of Beyoncé so Bad that it is oh so Good)

•June 20, 2013 • Leave a Comment

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