Coco Solid’s Got The “Hook Ups” [+ music videos]

•August 12, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Jessica Hansell, aka, musician Coco Solid, is a multi talented hip-hop-elctro-disco-pop wonder woman who — is a kiwi no less — in collaboration with Illustrator Don Brooker and director Simon Ward, put together a neat 10 webisode mini-series that showcased on the NZHerald website. I’m not sure of its popularity due to my lack of knowledge of it’s running, but I think it deserves more attention, because I want to see more!

Musical twins Kowhai and Monty Hook have big dreams, but with bad judgment, the comical siblings live out the metaphors, tensions and clichés of the music industry.

My sister put me on this just as the series was ending. I was expecting something vulgar like that stupid cartoon set in Morningside that shall not be named, Hook Ups however is on par with Footroot Flats and Flight of the Concords — charming in its deadpan humour with no serious agenda besides pure unadulterated ambition:

HOOK UPS was initially a comic-strip Hansell made for NZ street-magazine VOLUME:

Pretty onto it, Hansell also voices the character Kowhai and is joined by actors Rizvan Tu’itahi (Monty), Scotty Cotter (#1 fan and cousin Ira) Madeleine Sami (the twin’s hippy Mum) and Frankie Stevens (their excessively macho ex-vet Dad).

Listen to some Coco Solid and you may get a solider idea of where she’s coming from, as well as get your electrik boogaloo on:

A Rare View of Earth Taken from the Dark Side of Saturn by the Cassini Spacecraft (July 19, 2013)

•August 11, 2013 • Leave a Comment

That beautiful blue star is our home:

View of Earth from Saturn - Image Credit: NASA/JPL-Caltech/Space Science Institute

Earth is 898 million miles away from the Cassini spacecraft and according to NASA this is only the third time that Earth has ever been photographed from the outer solar system.

“The universe is a pretty big place. If it’s just us, seems like an awful waste of space.” ― Carl Sagan

LEGO Adventure Time Main Title [stop-motion animation]

•August 9, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Creative people can do some amazing things with LEGO nowadays, and with pretty well everything, which has prompted me to form a sort of filtration system with my expectations so only things I find neat stimulate and engage my interests. …But this is Adventure Time so none of what you’ve just read really applies — TRUST POUND!

Awesome. Unfortunately I now want to see an official LEGO Adventure Time episode while I play with my Adventure Time LEGO sets that don’t exist outside of my own imagination. You see now, this is what happens when you show off. Your young fans are in tears now, probably.

Quite Possibly the Best Billboard Ever Constructed

•August 7, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Ingenious engineers implement infrastructure to tap into a renewable water source — Air (with help from the electricity powered inverse osmosis filtration system, of course):

Located in Lima, Peru, this billboard produces around 100 liters of water a day (about 26 gallons) from nothing more than humidity, a basic filtration system and a little gravitational ingenuity.

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The Subway Bragger – Pranks Entire Subway Carriage

•August 6, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Excuse me ladies and gentlemen! This supposed panhandler (someone who approaches strangers and begs for money or food) has a life tale to tell, so listen up:

Not bad. With a little shameless promotional towards the end, I guess this prank will definitely bring in some money. Good inner-city prank, I wouldn’t feel like giving him money after that speech though. I suspect this was done over several trips and using cellphone cameras so as not to arouse suspicion.

PHOENIX “Trying To Be Cool” [music video]

•August 3, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Directed by CANADA; Trying To Be Cool is one of the most ambitious music videos I’ve seen in a long time — it certainly helps that the song sounds great too!

We’ve all tried to exude coolness around someone we liked at some point in our lives:

Would you believe that this performance video was shot live! Though there were cuts between two separate film crews, the music video took place in real-time from start to finish, alternating between cameras. The giant countdown clock visible in the background of many of the shots was used as a practical device for the two crews, telling them how long they had to film their scene while the other prepared to capture the next — Extremely smooth:

I’m going to do that thing I try avoiding when I blog and mix things into one post — I’m reminded of Death Cab For Cutie’s “You Are A Tourist,” which was directed by Tim Nackashi who also directed another favourite of mine, Neon Indian’s “Polish Girl.” This one-take-performance-video isn’t exactly a new concept, but when it is pulled off well the results are undeniably engaging.

Street Fighter II: Church Edition

•August 2, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Wow… Is this what is called faith-healing? I’m sure this doesn’t make sense to me purely because what I’m seeing is taken out of context, right? The context being of course, that… Errr, for spiritual purposes, Benny Hinn’s jacket is laced with holy chloroform?

No really, someone please explain this to me using logic and reason! I liked how Benny took on the bonus stage, but I’m so confused right now — I’ve been mindfucked! Here’s the longer 12-Warrior Edition if you want to see more no-holds-barred pastors unleashed:

Chelsea Creative Baker Competition

•July 31, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Competitions can be fun. If you have no desire to enter this comp, why not vote for my friend, please — DaisyL has a cake story that could win her a Breville Mixer and a sweet selection of Chelsea products. I’ve tasted her baking, its delicious, and it would mean a lot if you could give her your vote. Why not help a baker out:

There are plenty of cake stories to choose from. One contestant is the clear leader with over 850 votes already, which is BS and unfair if judging is based on public votes alone. None of my aunties entered this competition so Daisy got my vote by default pretty much 😀 Sorry D, but truth is truth. A universal fact, even — Family baked goods sit on the pinnacle of the food pyramid, everyone knows that. …Ahem, GO DAISY!!!

Course Readings (;一_一)

•July 30, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Second week of the second semester and I’m already behind on my required course readings! I feel as if I shouldn’t complain because I’ve had the books for the past week now and I still haven’t read halfway into them, and also because a girl from uni last week mentioned she was behind and I may have come off like I was making fun. Sorry, Sasha 🙂 I was envious. You’re onto it. I need to get my A into G, as it’s said.

I’m already behind, and worse is the fact that I can’t seem to separate myself from these damn computers! And Candy Crush!!!

Shane Carruth’s UPSTREAM COLOUR [review]

•July 26, 2013 • Leave a Comment

Shane Carruth’s UPSTREAM COLOUR is a sophisticated and pioneering science fiction story about — what I believe humanity has not yet come to address and romanticise — implications of grassroots biotechnology and the ability to misuse and biohack unsuspecting testees. An ingenious premise. How Carruth manages to tell a tale of love and bring the intimacy of two people to the fore of this clever and profound thriller-esque film, is entirely his masterstroke.

UPSTREAM COLOR’S structure reflects the protagonist’s emotions so well that the effect of the overall movie in the end feels very cathartic, even as it leaves you still pondering well into the credits what it all means. Are the peculiar mannerisms expressed by the characters, side effects of their induced and forgotten ordeal, or do their behaviours mean much more than humanly comprehensible?

UPSTREAM COLOUR is one of the most unique films at this year’s International Film Festival, in structure and style. It has been a long time since I’ve left a movie screening hypothesising the magnitude of its narrative. Watched it with my dad too. We both loved it.

“Ice Ice Baby” [mashup/montage]

•July 25, 2013 • Leave a Comment

All right stop; here is Vanilla Ice’s one hit wonder (before my time thank goodness) “Ice Ice Baby,” sung by an assortment of movie stars and their dialogue, snipped & spliced together from exactly 280 different films:

As meticulous an effort this is (3 months approx), sadly, it still doesn’t make the song any better.

DEATH: For The Whole World To See (Rare Punkrock)

•July 24, 2013 • Leave a Comment

I have found my new band love:

I may be a synthesizer guy, but man this makes me want to pick up a guitar.