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Scent of a Woman [F]
•January 12, 2011 • Leave a CommentI recently threw a question about some personal things I’ve experienced out into the great yonder we call the ‘world wide web’, and I got a response!

Pepe-le-pew and Penelope Hahaha, how appropriate.
My question was; how is it I know when a specific woman is nearby all because of her smell – and I’m certain that her smell isn’t moisturizer or perfume? I look around and hey presto, there she is. I hone in on her scent, which just mentioning it now, makes me feel like a freak…
My anonymous answer guy happens to have been part of a project studying pheromones. His scientific answer makes me feel slightly better about myself and my other, err, abilities aptitudes if you will, that I have noticed.
If you’re wondering why I’m so open about my personal stuff, well, I’m not exactly protecting information from anyone specific, and the way I see life; the day we die, all these things we hold onto like secrets, personal embarrassments like flaws and imperfections (things that make us relatable and lovable) and guilty thoughts; it will all mean absolutely nothing anyway. Why worry? We are all growing and changing, so live in the now. This works for me anyway. Different strokes for different folks I guess.
I learn about myself by finding out things about others, people who are not afraid to speak up and share their own thoughts and sometimes sexual fantasies, especially when the topic is a little strange and personal. We all have more in common than we’re brought up to believe I feel. So here’s another tiny quirk about yours truly, again – blah blah blah:
[FIN]: “There’s a young woman, who I always know when she is near because… I can smell her. She smells amazing and the weird thing is, I don’t think it’s her moisturizer or perfume.
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I want to ******** *** *** ********* ******, but I think I’ll just come off weird. But man she smells amazing; homely and warm is how I would describe her scent, not sweet or perfumey at all. I feel like a freak just mentioning it, but it’s true.
Could it be her sweat? Is there such a thing as a natural attraction to how someone smells? I don’t know what I should do in this odd situation really… Advice?
Enjoy from a distance like a strange person seems to be the safest option at this point huh? ps. My ex smelt really great, but I mentioned this at a bad time and she probably thought I was batshit anyway…crazy me huh. So I know attraction alone is not enough. Answers?”
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[PROF]: “It’s very possible that her pheromones agree with you. If so, welcome to a unique group of men who are often more successful at detecting female pheromones and often similarly successful with women.
At ********** I was part of a study of pheromones where we had men and women come in once a week to smell a range of very concentrated components of pheromones – male and female. Women were much more sensitive to all pheromones, positive or negative to them, but especially receptive to male pheromones they detected as positive to them, at some times of month for them (we tracked women’s period/ovulation dates too). Some men reacted to very few pheromones (could smell hardly anything) while some men were super sensitive to pheromones. A small percentage preferred only same-sex as them pheromones.
Some men reacted very negatively to female pheromones they did not like. We also tracked number of days all had intercourse each month. Men with good ‘nose’ for pheromones had more sex than other men. Most women’s pheromone scent in real life is not pronounced enough to be consciously smelt, or until the man is up very close nose to skin. A man may not even realise the very faint smell, to him, is why he is so attracted to a particular woman.
If it is her pheromones then do remember her pheromones are not all of who she is. Though clearly physical attraction is heightened if you are attracted to her pheromones. Women’s pheromones scent can be raised and more pronounced at different times of the month for her. But it sounds like her pheromones agree with you 24/7 365 days of the year. Making her unique to you. Just be a gentleman in her presence, even if she does excite you. If she is already in a relationship you will need to find another lady. Treasure your unique skill.”
Wow, he mentioned the word ‘pheromones’ 17 times! Quite encouraging, though I’ve never been a Casanova. I’m not the type to put my foot down and label things as either full fact or fiction; but It’s cool to know that there are people out there with similar thoughts, positive opinions and helpful information.
So Doc, are you telling me I’m a Werewolf! There’s a saying that goes, ‘the nose knows’ but who ever said that probably didn’t mean it in relation to being able to smell people’s pheromones. Another responder also left an opinion:
[Jane Doe]: “It’s not weird, nor is it pheromones. I just recently met a man who continuously tells me I smell like “Windmill Cookies.”
He is wildly drawn to me and my scent. I am certain it is not perfume because I don’t wear it often. And my perfume is musky, not sweet. I was amused at first, then flattered. It reminds him of a happy time in his youth and much like your description, he says being around me and my smell is “warm, and comforting.”
Hmm, a new chapter for me has opened and I should probably start talking to girls more and find me a geneticly compatible mate! I’ll keep ALL my sex weirdness to myself though so don’t worry. (Argh as if I needed another reason to feel strange) Wish me luck and smell you later 😉
The LED Cube [DIY]
•January 11, 2011 • Leave a Comment
Move over Lava-Lamp. Insrtuctables is a terrific site! I’ve dabbled in a few diy projects myself, but nothing as comprehensive as this. Teach yourself everything from theory of operation, how to build the cube, to the inner workings of the software:
About halfway through the Instructable, you will actually have a fully functional LED cube. The remaining steps will show you how to create the software. (create what now?)
Cool. Make the next one in RGB please!
Blonde Redhead “Not Getting There” [music video]
•January 9, 2011 • 1 CommentShort and sweet; I’m really loving the ambiance in their new performance video:
Directed by Timothy Saccenti / From Blonde Redhead’s new album, Penny Sparkle: http://bit.ly/d9GCvG
Cool song. The way Kazu moves makes me want to get up and sway with the dust. The Blonde Redhead trio comprises of Kazu Makino and twin brothers Simone and Amedeo Pace. If you liked that then you’ll probably love their new album, released late last year.
Neil Gaiman as Jareth with the cool Amanda Palmer as Sarah in their reimaging of ‘Labyrinth’
•January 9, 2011 • Leave a CommentGreat movie, one of the few in which I’m able to remember all the people I’ve ever watched it with. Neil Gaiman sir, you are one strange fellow, and from me, that’s a compliment 😀 and Miss Amanda Palmer’s coolness is effortless, what’s her secret? – it must be in the lips and her cool tattooed eyebrows.
Dresden Dolls singer (and Neil Gaiman inamorata) Amanda Palmer has released a cheeky low-budget reinterpretation of Jim Henson’s 1980s cult classic Labyrinth.
Palmer plays Jennifer Connelly, sock puppets replace Muppets, and Gaiman assumes David Bowie’s role as Jareth, the Goblin King:
Cool, but it needed more ‘Ludo.’ While snooping I was pleased to also find Amanda covering one of my favourite songs – LCD Soundsystem “Someone Great”.She and friend Cassandra have fun with it which is most important:
Goodness I love that song. Thanks Amanda and Cassandra!
Subcarpati “Am crescut pe la Romana” [stop-motion animation]
•January 7, 2011 • Leave a CommentThe amount of preparation that went into this is truly something to applaud, and all on a no-string budget. Great light work guys!
Follow a neon blue sprite as he chases an unattainable orb of light through the night scape:
We hope with this no budget clip to inspire creativity and resourcefulness among young creatives. ENJOY!
Cute Tron Legacy Derezzed to 8-Bit
•January 5, 2011 • Leave a CommentNo, creative people will never let pop culture idolizations die because they are for the sake of popularities sake, popular and because there are too many people like me in the world that are more than keen to showcase them.
Not true 8-bit, but that doesn’t change my enthusiasm to want to play as a cute Tron sprite, plus that 8-bit Daft Punk track is getting me amped up!
Here’s the full Daft Punk 8-bit soundtrack conversion/remix/derezzing in all its glory:
$EX [F]
•January 4, 2011 • Leave a CommentSo there was this guy at work; during my needed tea break, he told me stories about brothels and escort services in the area. Really. Mind you, I didn’t exactly tell him to shut his filthy f***ing mouth. His first-hand accounts certainly made his stories sound (I can’t lie) interesting.

But… He’s a married man, with a nine-year old child! Was he trying to come off as cool and connect with a younger generation? Should I be hearing these sorts of things? His idea of love and love-making is completely different to how highly I hold it in my head. I respect women and chemistry between two people. Anyway, that was my strange incident that took place today.
Don’t get me started about his stories of bottle parties and nude smoke sessions. I’ve had an earful of sex, it pisses me off. Married men can be wolves too apparently.
Surely a women must have some sort of sixth sense towards filtering out the good men from the bad, if they pay attention hard enough? It should be legal to just kick-scum-ass every now and then. They should call it ‘a gentleman’s beating.’ I’m sure there’s a quote in all of this too; whores attract whores?, or something.
“Their kisses may be sweet but it’s not right to cheat.”
WELCOMING THE NEW YEAR “2011”
•January 3, 2011 • Leave a Comment
H A P P Y N E W Y E A R A L L
Beautiful photos from around the world celebrating the turn of the New Year, courtesy of T H E B I G P I C T U R E! 2011 will be observed as the Year of the Rabbit in the Chinese zodiac, a year with attributes of gentleness, persistence and luck. Enjoy 😀
In this time exposure photograph residents use sparklers to welcome 2011 during the New Year’s festivities in Manila, Philippines on January 1, 2011. [Photo: ROMEO GACAD]
Fireworks explode over the Sydney Harbour Bridge and Opera House during a pyrotechnic show to celebrate the New Year January 1, 2011.
Local authorities planned for over 1.5 million people to crowd the Sydney Harbour foreshore and welcome in the new year under the massive fireworks display. [Photo: Tim Wimborne]
Members of Sao Paulo’s Commerce Association release balloons with the colors of the Brazilian flag to celebrate the end of the year in Sao Paulo, Brazil on Thursday, Dec. 30, 2010. [Photo: Andre Penner]
Children wear bear furs during New Year ritual dances in Comanesti, Romania on Friday Dec. 30 2010.
In pre-Christian rural traditions, dancers wearing colored costumes or animal furs, toured from house to house in villages singing and dancing to ward off evil. [Photo: Vadim Ghirda]
The Times Square New Year’s Eve Ball is tested they day before New Year’s Eve December 30, 2010 in New York City. The 11,875-pound Waterford crystal ball will descend a 141-foot tall flagpole to mark the beginning of 2011. [Photo: Mario Tama]
Zoo owner Manny Tangco holds up a rabbit and a tiger cub while surrounded by local children at the Malabon Zoo in Malabon, in northern Metro Manila, Philippines on December 28, 2010 to illustrate the shift from the “Year of the Tiger” to the “Year of the Rabbit”. [Photo: NOEL CELIS]
A woman holds an offering of fruits as shamans perform a ritual for good luck for the new year in Lima, Peru on December 29, 2010. [Photo: Mariana Bazo]
Fireworks explode above Singapore’s financial district at the stroke of midnight to mark the New Year celebrations Saturday, Jan. 1, 2011. [Photo: Wong Maye-E]
People release balloons as the Tokyo Tower is illuminated to celebrate New Year at a countdown event at the Zojo-ji Buddhist temple in Tokyo January 1, 2011. [Photo: Kim Kyung-Hoon]
Revelers wave during the New Year’s Eve celebrations in Hong Kong’s Times Square on Saturday Jan. 1, 2011. [Photo: Vincent Yu]
A Taiwanese performer plays a drum during the New Year’s eve ceremony, Friday, Dec. 31, 2010, in Taipei, Taiwan.
The events marked the 100th anniversary of the founding of the Republic of China, Taiwan’s official name, after a revolution led by Sun Yat-sen toppled China’s last Qing dynasty. [Photo: Chiang Ying-ying]
John and Anne Pham wear Santa hats as they pose for a holiday photo with their granddaughter Amanda Pham in front of the downtown Los Angeles skyline, on December 31, 2010 at Kenneth Hahn State Recreation Area in Los Angeles, California.
Unusually low temperatures have brought the snow level down to between 2,000 and 2,500 feet (610 and 762 meters) in the surrounding mountain areas. [Photo: ROBYN BECK]
Fireworks explode over Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world, celebrating the new year in Dubai January 1, 2011. [Photo: Ahmed Jadallah]
Pakistanis watch the New Year fireworks in Karachi on January 1, 2011. [Photo: RIZWAN TABASSUM]
Fireworks illuminate the Quadriga sculpture atop the Brandenburg Gate during a New Year’s Eve party in Berlin, January 1, 2011. [Photo: Tobias Schwarz]
Skiers hold flares as they make their way down the mountain in Angel Fire, New Mexico on Friday, Dec. 31, 2010 to celebrate the new year. [Photo: Eric Gay]
Fireworks explode over Copacabana beach during New Year celebrations in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, Saturday, Jan. 1, 2010. [Photo: Felipe Dana]
Confetti is dropped on revelers at midnight during New Year celebrations in Times Square in New York City on January 1, 2011. [Photo: Gary Hershorn]
Chris Abaire (left) kisses Kirsten Razz after proposing to her after the New Year’s Eve ball dropped during celebrations in New York’s Times Square on January 1, 2011. [Photo: Jessica Rinaldi]
A group of revelers watch fireworks illuminating the scene, from their high vantage point over the city of Davos, Switzerland, at the beginning of the New Year, early on Saturday, Jan. 1, 2011. [Photo: Keystone, Martin Kappler]
The New Year is greeted by a fireworks display on the Space Needle in Seattle, Washington on Saturday Jan. 1, 2011. [Photo: The Seattle Times, Jim Bates]
This gallery is full if WIN! I couldn’t tell you which picture is my favourite, but Switzerland, the photo with the granddaughter and the Taiwanese performer playing the drum, fill my head with all sorts. Take more photos folks and have a good one.
Also, be water safe this time of year, and mindful of the ones around you too. Later 😉




























