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Solo Soap

•September 29, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Probably the coolest thing you could possibly rub yourself down with – Harrison Ford:

This soap is being capped at a production rate of 75 weekly. There will never be two pieces exactly alike. Ever. Like little Carbonite snowflakes 🙂

Each soap is hand poured and then detailed with not two, but THREE pure, skin safe matte and metallic pigment depths. These are made one at a time with A LOT of ♥

100% Fragrance-free and ultra gentle on skin (apparently)

To be honest, as cool as this is; it’s basically soap shaped as a guy ready for boobage groping, and is better suited for a female geek right? (I never got it for me anyway) And I would have just used this on my coin purse anyhow.

Plus I think there was awful, awful glitter in it – still neat though (click image to buy)

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Tags: 80s Montage + Bikini Babes = Win, awful awful glitter, BLACKSTAR WARRIOR: Blaxploitation meets Star Wars [trailer spoof], Han Solo Carbonite Soap, Han Solo P.I., Man Boobs, Pantene Markets New Masturbation Shampoo [WTF], Probably the coolest thing you could possibly rub yourself down with - Harrison Ford

Pac-Can [display war]

•September 28, 2010 • Leave a Comment

How awesome a title is that!

Mall Celebrates Pac-Man’s 30th Birthday With Canned Veggies

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Tags: Coke versus Pepsi "display war", HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY PAC-MAN!, Pac-Can [display war], Pac-Man seen at South Coast Plaza Mall in Costa Mesa California, Pacman: The Movie by Therefore Productions

1,905-page Suicide Note Found Online

•September 28, 2010 • Leave a Comment

1,905 pages defeats the purpose of a suicide note really… But then again, suicide defeats the purpose of a beating heart.

‘Mitchell L. Heisman,’ the man who shot himself on the steps of Memorial Church Saturday morning had published online a 1,905-page document entitled “Suicide Note,” according to his mother.

Heisman discusses death at length in the piece, which is publicly available online.

Heisman committed suicide on the top step of Memorial Church Saturday in front of a tour group of more than 20 people, according to a Cambridge Police Department report. [read more]

Sad story. One good thing to come of this is that his very story had a surge in comments of many educated (and uneducated) folks confronting mortality in open discussion.

Mitchell’s death wasn’t in vain. More people have already read Mitchell’s notes in its entirety, than will ever read the Health Care bill. Still; crazy man, crazy story.

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Tags: "I do not want to indulge in the sadness that provoked his decision. I read the comments on this thread and now I wish I would have read the note instead.", 1905-page Suicide Note Found Online, depression, http://www.suicidenote.info/ebook/suicide_note.pdf, Suicide

Deftones “Sextape” [music video]

•September 27, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Goodness, this song is too sexy:

Two girls cast love spells and chase each other through time, space and dimension on a Friday night in their bedroom. Directed by ZFCL

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Tags: beautiful lights, colourful displays, DEFTONES, Deftones "Sextape" [music video], Sexy song, Sexy Video, Two girls cast love spells and chase each other through time space and dimension on a Friday night in their bedroom - Directed by ZFCL, Underwater Oddities

Weekend at Gardens in the Rain [F]

•September 26, 2010 • Leave a Comment

ROADTRIP! Spent Saturday morning walking through Hamilton gardens with two of my mates in the rain, which isn’t as bad as it sounds.

As a matter of fact, a great painter/artist by the name of ‘Regentag Hundertwasser’ once described wet weather as the best time to sit and paint, because this was the time when colours were at their most true (point is, wet weather is ok)

Ash’s daily breakfast haha – This picture was taken at Fauzan’s aunties house in Hamiltron who made us a very quick but tasty breakfast. The picture is blurry because I was laughing too hard. Good road trip.

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Tags: 'Hundertwasser' rainshine (great artist), 'Southern Hospitality' in POV [F], (PULL OVER) It is splet RIGHT!!!, A Kiss For Marilyn Monroe (thought this would be cool), Fauzan in his backyard indian palace, Findlay Donnan & his Friends, Happy Birthday Fauzan Hussain, Weekend at Gardens in the Rain [F]

Gangsta Nap

•September 26, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Sensitive thugs need hugs – adorable bromos

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Tags: 'Bromo', Bro's before Ho's ...now I get it!, Funny Picture, gang rape, Gangsta Nap, I am totally gay for this cake, Jesus saves gangsters too..., Sensitive thugs need hugs - adorable

Justin Bieber “Smells Like Teen Bullshit” [quotes]

•September 25, 2010 • 1 Comment

Blasphemy! – I’ve seen some ignorant quotes before but this takes the cake:

Yeah, I can totally see the deep mental anguish and TALENT! I prefer this quote much better:

“If there is any justice once he hits puberty it will all be down hill for him” – Zero

Whether or not this is official and actually spoken by Bieber; it/he still remains pretty offensive to anyone who appreciates music:

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Tags: Blasphemy!, Celebrity Smut, Courtney Love needs to work her magic on this one, I say that with much conviction you ignorant douchemonger, Justin Bieber "Smells Like Teen Bullshit" [quotes], Justin Bieber Doesn’t Know What ‘German’ Means, Quotes, Whether or not this was said it remains pretty offensive to anyone who appreciates music

A Typographic Dedication to HALO

•September 25, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Made by a Halo freak for Halo freaks – HALO typography poster “Strafe to Stay Safe”

You can buy the poster over at Supercombo

Its really nice, printed on high quality 170gsm paper with silk finish! Size is A3 and comes posted in high quality postal tube for protection. Discount code – DEVIANTART (10% off anything in store)

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Tags: A Typographic Dedication to HALO, Land Art, Made by a Halo freak for Halo freaks, Strafe to Stay Safe by Wirestyle/Pete Harrison

Who knew; ‘Polymer Scientists’ are a dirty bunch

•September 24, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Yeah baby, talk nerdy to me! Just like imagining Wonder Woman take on Storm (make that Rouge) in a girl on girl fight; it isn’t a comic (yet) but goodness it turns me on!

I’m guessing these Polymer scientists can read the funking matrix too?

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Tags: 8% of Human DNA Comes from a 40 Million Year-Old Virus, Funny Pornography, Geekgasm, LEGO Matrix [stop-motion animation], Nerd-gasm!, Polymer Porn, Who knew; 'Polymer Scientists' are a dirty bunch, Yeah baby talk nerdy to me!

XboxLive Gamer Girls Get Revenge [coarse language]

•September 23, 2010 • Leave a Comment

It’s gamer common knowledge that girls on Xbox Live are treated badly. A girl in a lobby filled with guys will almost certainly always receive sexually suggestive smack-talk. To illustrate; this funny but cringe-inducing video turns the table around — Balls or GTFO!

Here’s part two — more inventive, salty language and I get the feeling I may have lost a few male viewers thanks to the above instructional video on how to make a gamer cry: