The Live-Action ‘Pokémon’ Movie, for grown ups [fan film]

•September 21, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Geeks and nerds are obsessive by nature …Shit, did I just solve one of life’s riddles, again? (should really write this stuff down finny)

Celadon City hasn’t been the same since the Gyms closed down. Pokémon fighting has gone underground, and the sport has gotten a taste for blood. Ash, Misty, and Brock have been forced deep into the city’s seedy underbelly to keep training, but the Pokémon aren’t the only ones in danger.

Now, Ash must choose to either become a master in the grim world of illegal pokémon fighting, or make a desperate stand to free them all from the criminal grip of Rocket Industries.

Good thing PETA doesn’t exist in the Pokémon universe

The King Of Kong Is King Once Again – Steve Wiebe reclaims King of Kong title

•September 21, 2010 • Leave a Comment

The Dong Kong high score record has been shattered three times this year with Steve Wiebe recapturing the title from his King of Kong rival Billy Mitchell:

Hank Chien took the title from Billy Mitchell this past March. Chien beat Mitchell’s 3 year record.

Mitchell reclaimed his title in July with a score of 1,062,800. This month, Steve Wiebe beat Mitchell’s score by hitting 1,064,500.

According to Twin Galaxies, Wiebe set the top Donkey Score record in spring 2007. His efforts were documented in the film The King of Kong.

Good way to start the week I’d say

iPad Holographic Light Painting Magic! [stop-motion animation]

•September 20, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Watch a new experimental medium being born – this is the new bullet time:

Dentsu London and BERG used iPads and carefully choreographed, motion-controlled 3D animations to generate incredible long-exposure light paintings:

“We use photographic and animation techniques that were developed to draw moving 3-dimensional typography and objects with an iPad.

In dark environments, we play movies on the surface of the iPad that extrude 3-d light forms as they move through the exposure. Multiple exposures with slightly different movies make up the stop-frame animation.”

 CAT Scanning 3D art into thin air – very nice. Who did the music?

VOTE GILLON for North Shore Council

•September 19, 2010 • Leave a Comment

OH, before I forget (good song) if you happen to live over the Shore and tend to leave your vote tick decision-making up to whether or not the candidate has a good name or wait for a sign, friend or family member to make that decision for you; allow me – VOTE FOR MY UNCLE & COUSIN FOLKS!

…and not this guy:

Tabby-Cat born with a name across its fur that says… Cat?

•September 19, 2010 • 3 Comments

Garry Marsh and wife Joan, both 57, adopted Polly, a ten-week-old tabby from a local cat rescue centre last weekend:

…But it was only as they admired their new pet’s colouring three days later that they noticed the marks. Mr Marsh, a teacher, said: ‘We were commenting on how symmetrical her tabby patterns seemed when Joan suddenly noticed the letters.

‘Once somebody points it out, it is obvious – the word stands out a mile.’

Tabbies have an ‘M’ marking on their forehead, between the eyes, with various legends suggesting why this is the case. One suggests that the Virgin Mary made the mark of her own initial out of gratitude after a tabby snuggled up to the baby Jesus in the manger to stop him from shivering.

And an Islamic legend says that the Prophet Mohammed had a tabby called Muezza that saved his life by killing a snake which had crawled up his sleeve. When the cat later fell asleep on his arm, he cut his sleeve off so as not to disturb the cat.

From that day on, all tabbies were born with the ‘M’ marking to signify that Mohammed held the animals in high esteem.

Wow, I had never noticed the ‘M’ before. Good letter.

COMING ATTRACTION: Mel Gibson is ‘ASSHOLE IN DISGUISE’

•September 18, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Nice moustache. After Mel’s honest rant to exwife Oksana Grigorieva, the world was shown how much of an ugly prick this guy really is.

Now it seems he’s actually smart enough to have taken in all the abuse that he was wrong, and has chosen to disguise himself. Or maybe he’s just hiding out of self-interest of not getting his ass kicked by packs of niggers and jews.

Nigga [WTF]

•September 18, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Today sux. Watching this video didn’t exactly help either:

This is from a Korean show that was making fun of Japanese people, and black people too I’m pretty certain of that. A parody of a misconception:

“In 2000, Kuntz (and Maguire) released the 6-minute short film Tokyo Breakfast. The spoof sitcom is a parody of the Japanese perception of day-to-day doings of an American family, with an emphasis on the skewed emulation of a perceived black culture (*bullshit*) Characters use the term “nigga” with unusual frequency and familiarity. The film appeared in numerous film festivals and also spread as an Internet phenomenon.”

Niggaaaaa is actually how Japanese say ‘UMMMMMM’ Which makes it funny to hear, sometimes:

The Walking Beast 8-Leg Mechanical Spider by Martin Montesano [DIY]

•September 17, 2010 • Leave a Comment

It took Martin Montesano about three years to build the Walking Beast, a 6.5 ton, 11 x 8.4 x 24 ft mechanical spider. It’s powered by a Chevy V8 engine and can carry 8 people and yes, that is a mounted, functional flame thrower:

Mad Max would approve

“Warp Speed Absorption” [WTF]

•September 16, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Boldly going where no warp drive has gone yadayadayeah… Just wondering; if I was a geek-trekkie-girl would this target-audience-specific product appeal? Because my emotion chip now is telling me, I am humoured by this captain:

“There’s too much flow, captain, she won’t hold much longer!” heheDid I just cross a line?

NES-Quiz by Ninja Moped formally known as Rymdreglage [stop-motion animation] [music video]

•September 15, 2010 • Leave a Comment

From the creative masters that brought us the mother of all stopmotion Lego tribute videos 8Bit Trip:

This is the first video in our 8-bit tour. Please compete in our Nes-quiz (see the end of this video for more info)

They changed their name from Rymdreglage to Ninja Moped so every one can spell and pronounce it easier. Smart.

‘I Don’t Understand Job’ by Garfunkel and Oates [nerdcore rap]

•September 14, 2010 • Leave a Comment

I love when people do geeky things with total disregard of what obvious criticism will ensue …Or maybe they like criticism? Yeah that must be it; this sucks as bad as my vacuum cleaner ladies!

Riki “Garfunkel” Lindhome and Kate “Oates” Micucci perform a rap[ish] song about not knowing how to give a hand job: (instant viral skyrocket)

Crack the Rosetta Stone over my ball sack? any era y’all 😉 (funny lines rule, but only when they don’t come with a painful backhand from a loved one… please don’t backhand me)

See, geeks ARRRE sexy… Pleanty more songs and geek vids on their YouTube page

Pokémon Fusion [mashup]

•September 13, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Finally, genetically engineered Pokémon! I knew these things couldn’t reproduce:

Waste a few minutes of your life splicing pixellated pocket monster genes to create your own mutant hybrids.

Right now they only have the first 78 Pokémon to choose from, but it seems like they’ll be adding more (yippy *cough cough*)