I think my photoshoppery is awesome:
Made this for a comp. best entries announced this Friday. Wish me luck

Whenever you feel the need to surf, but you’re too far away from the ocean, simply call a friend, get a hold on a giant blue tarp, grab your skateboard and start surfing:
I MUST do this!
(rocks… are you funking serious Fin… You’re gonna do a post, on rocks?) Hey guys, check-out these awesome rocks!
Nice …But, (can’t hold it in) I must contest Silent Hill’s rock – It’s all wrong. And don’t get me started with Far Cry and JetSetRadioFuture. And Super Mario World’s rock isn’t in 16-bit?!
Grrr Rocks!
Super cringe worthy: “Life is a playground and I want somebody to play with” …riiiiight… The 80’s had its problems for sure:
For weeks, Ellen has been searching for the guys from her favorite ’80s dating video. Well, she found them! Watch as she welcomes Big Phil, Maurice and the smoke-free Mike, and answers the question everyone is asking: Did they find love?
I really don’t want to be single at that age… Call it a fear if you will.
Seriously, how cool would you be rocking this around town? Super cool that’s how!
The machine doesn’t just cool watermelons, but for some reason it can also heat them up. And it’s portable too.
‘Something something something this this is awesome something something’ – That’s how I imagine this thing being sold.
On a sidenote, I gave a girl a watermelon for her birthday once haha. Last year in fact. (or was it this year? can’t remember) Classic. Seriously though I didn’t put much thought into that one…
Do you like watermelon?