Ships skimming oil on the Gulf of Mexico

•July 5, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Will you look at that narrow strip of clean, beautiful water:

Photo by Duncan Davidson

BP presents ‘Finding Nemo 2’ [photoshoped]

•July 5, 2010 • Leave a Comment

It’s funny alright, but at the same time not, if you get my drift:

A Puppet Show On The Go

•July 4, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Traffic congestion + a white Mazda truck + a few puppets and an FM transmitter =

Mobile Puppet Theater: US 210 Freeway Pasadena, California

Drivers stuck behind this Mazda will be treated to puppet shows that explore themes such as chaos, control, fame, friendship, snobbery, artistic integrity and love.

A radio frequency will also be on display, in which the driver can tune into and listen to the soundtrack of the puppet show on their radios.

Starting roughly at 5 p.m. on designated days, lucky commuters will see the back of the pickup’s shell top swing open to reveal an energetic hand puppet dressed like a heavy metal musician.

If they tune their radios to the frequency written on a cardboard sign on the tailgate, they’ll hear crashing guitar chords and a gravelly announcer’s voice say, “Welcome to ‘Superclogger’!”

What follows are four vignettes: An aging country singer laments the price of success; a naive young boy confronts upper class pretensions in a surreal conversation with a talking shrub; two construction workers shed their tough guy image with a karaoke version of Joni Mitchell’s “Both Sides Now”; and an isolated writer sets aside his novel for a lucrative screenplay and love.

Dates & Locations can be found here: SuperClogger

The 100 Greatest (slash Obscene) Movie Insults of All Time [movie montage]

•July 4, 2010 • Leave a Comment

CONTENT WARNING: Foul language galore! I found this to be more a mass of obscene abuse taken out of context than a montage of clever comebacks. Just swear words really, delivered by some admired actors and actresses.

And FYI, “go f**k yourself” isn’t an insult, it’s a (cliché) suggestion – But I guess it F***ing belongs here on DarkInTheBoy:

Harry Hanrahan’s video is packed with 100 vicious movie insults.

I got bored listening to most of those; so here’s a happy video to contrast:

…The spiders on the wall?! …The cobwebs in the hall?!

Michael Jackson’s ‘Beat It’ Covered by Pomplamoose [music video]

•July 3, 2010 • 1 Comment

At first I didn’t like this cover by Jack Conte and Nataly Dawn, solely because, it isn’t really ‘Beat It’ without that phat guitar riff. But this version has definitely grown on me:

Infinity times better than *shivers* Fall Out Boy’s version.

Electric Lyrics [hacked road signs]

•July 3, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Here’s a digital construction sign on the southbound side of I-39 near Stevens Point, Wisconsin, that was hacked to display Electric Six lyrics:

That six degrees of separational paranoia gift thingy I was telling you about earlier led me to this:

Haha I never said it would make sense

Handz Off!!! The Gum that Stops Masturbatory Urges

•July 2, 2010 • Leave a Comment

HandzOff gives users instant relief for up to 6 hours! …seems legit (wait, only 8 pieces?)

NOOO IT DOESN’T WORK!!! (that was a joke btw, ahem)

Orbital Remix ‘Doctor Who’ theme at Glastonbury

•July 2, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Electronic musicians Orbital wrapped up their performance at Glastonbury 2010 with this awesome cover of the Doctor Who theme, AND the DJ is none other than Matt Smith who played the 11th Doctor:

I am jealous… DID YOU SEE THOSE LASERS?

Courage Wolf on ‘Twilight’

•July 1, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Unitard Universe [new site]

•July 1, 2010 • 2 Comments

This is a website devoted to the history of ‘Unitards’ from science fiction fantasy television and films to live concerts and fashion walks: Uninhibited Uniform at Unitard Universe celebrates all things uni!

I wrote that little write-up before I actually visited the site – give me a minute… (2 hours later) I feel like someone should award me with a diploma in Unitardosophy. 

There’s more there than what I was expecting for sure, and all I was expecting was Lady Gaga, Cher, Elvis, lots of Freddie Murcury, some Spice Girls and Cameltoe galore:

    

    

   

     

   

(is that too many? plenty more at the site) Half celebrity smut conceived for serial masturbators around the globe, and half people just looking good and having fun. You decide by adding a KISS beside each picture, or not. [Unitard Universe]

EW EW EW EW EW EW I just saw a picture of Adam Lambert EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW

TRUE BLOOD Has Finally Returned

•June 30, 2010 • Leave a Comment

Season 3 has only just begun in New Zealand… It’s on now in fact – BYYYEEEE

Also; Kiwi born actor Grant Bowler from Outrageous Fortune fame, has a role in this season of True Blood as Cooter, head of a werewolf pack:

Bowler, who plays the werewolf Cooter, explained that he enjoys the freedom he has on the show.

“The amazing thing about True Blood is how far they’re prepared to go,” he told TV Guide. “I’ve never heard one of the directors, or [creator] Alan [Ball], or any of the writers once say, ‘Uh, that’s going too far. Can you pull back?'”

Hip-Hop Country-Line-Dancing [WTF]

•June 30, 2010 • 1 Comment

Apparently this is the newest trend in country-line-dancing… It’s gonna be bigger than ZUMBAAA (points finger toward screen) trust me 😛

That was hella crap! But get Daisy Fuentes to promote this thing and it might catchon.